I told my mate that I’m struggling in the bedroom so he gave my viagra

Posted by Phippsy771@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 17 comments

How on earth is that supposed to help me build my wardrobe?

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Sympathy-Fragrant@reddit

You don't need a hammer anymore

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earlyre98@reddit

https://tenor.com/wTug.gif

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Branical@reddit

Hammer? I hardly know ‘er!

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Oddfool@reddit

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right now. Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards. -Real Genius

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skadalajara@reddit

I'm suddenly craving popcorn.

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ImANuckleChut@reddit

*Have you met my friend, Peter Hammerdick?*

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MinFootspace@reddit

Fun fact : a hard dick is the only hammer with a screwing function.

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Fuckless_Douglas2023@reddit

>so he gave my viagra ...to my dog, and the dog did the wife then.

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im_dead_sirius@reddit

You'll have something erected in no time.

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tastepdad@reddit

he gave your viagra what?

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Broken_castor@reddit

Helps you to work hard.

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TampaDiablo@reddit

It improves your banging.

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RobertIsAPlant@reddit

When I told my wife I managed to get Viagra she said, "You can get that over the counter now?" I mean, I don't want to brag...

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VinterknightSr@reddit

Now you’ve got more wood.

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Roro_Yurboat@reddit

Who has wood for my sheep?

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LandscapeNo8758@reddit

It will help you erect it.

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SinxHatesYou@reddit

Well you're pants kept falling down

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