Your momma is so dumb….

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Sea_Football2041@reddit

Your mama is so dumb - she ate her food stamps

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milny_gunn@reddit

She thought a Brazilian was a number with four commas in it

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Fandango-5691@reddit

I don't get that? Can you explain please🤔

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A thousand has one comma in it, as in. 1,000. A million has two commas, 1,000,000. A billion has three commas, 1,000,000,000. Oh crap. I should have said five commas, huh? ..oh wait a min.. we use commas where other countries use decimal points and vice versa. Is that the issue? Anyway, the point of the joke is that she is so stupid, she thinks a Brazilian is a really large number, like the numbers people make up when they're being hyperbolic...like a gajillian.

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Fandango-5691@reddit

I'm from the UK and we use commas too...

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Fandango-5691@reddit

Oh of course! I'm so blonde hehe

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milny_gunn@reddit

..she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company

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landmeister@reddit

Now that one is an old one, but it's still a goody.

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milny_gunn@reddit

I find it's the old ones that get all the votes. Nobody likes my new stuff

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landmeister@reddit

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro Cinco😱

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milny_gunn@reddit

Q. What do you call a Latino with 4 flat tires? A. Joaquin 🚶

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landmeister@reddit

Do you like magic? I picked up a girl hitchhiking, and when she put her hand on my leg, I turned into a motel.

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milny_gunn@reddit

Why not use the tent that she turned your pants into LOL😆

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fallguy19@reddit

She thought Meow Mix was music for cats

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GOTOMAGA@reddit

Thanks for that you ass@$&! Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow meow meow meow

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ifuckingloveblondes@reddit

she tried to climb mountain dew

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milny_gunn@reddit

She was sorely mistaken when she thought Dr Pepper could help her with her diabetes

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pass_the_tinfoil@reddit

You mean it isn’t “mound and do”?

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Particular-Winter-28@reddit

Your Momma is so dumb she can't say the ABC's without sing it...try it

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EmveePhotography@reddit

So she took out her magic wand "where do you want me to put that spell then?"

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fkr77@reddit

I got hit by a pickup truck, but it was my own fault. Right on the front of the truck, it said DODGE.

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Moss_Adams24@reddit

Apparently the anti christ

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JBuckFields@reddit

And behold, on the red horse, the antichrist, and the billionaires followed with him.

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DizzySpecific7738@reddit

I would think that it would be a poorly painted orange horse.

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JBuckFields@reddit

Most people are a little color fluid. A red horse is (at least to me) a dark orange. But honestly, I was thinking about the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Eh, it worked in my mind.

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No_Attention2373@reddit

I thought it was 2024 voters not billionaires

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JBuckFields@reddit

RFK Jr., Vivek Ramasvami, Elon Musk, Just to name a few.

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stewmander@reddit

She saw a sign for the YMCA and said "look, someone spelled Macy's wrong."

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ironshadowspider@reddit

Hey, I'm dyslexic and that's TON funny!

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MinFootspace@reddit

Its fun shop at the M.A.C.Y's

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JBuckFields@reddit

Okay. Did any one just read that without singing it?

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Ageingwithattitudude@reddit

Now I'm singing that

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fufufugagaha@reddit

Yo momma so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

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crazybutthole@reddit

Your momma so dumb - she spent 4 hours staring at a bottle of orange that said - concentrate

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Jim_Des5134@reddit

That's a blonde joke.

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ggfchl@reddit

Similarly she spent four hours looking at a ford sedan because it said “focus”

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Sufficient_Shoe4476@reddit

That’s an old redneck joke

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AirNo1560@reddit

She got stabbed at a shootout She tripped over a cordless phone

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vic750@reddit

Your momma so fat it took her two trips to haul ass.

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regrettablyold@reddit

Joke won't work in Norwegian. Is it: Da jeg spurte henne om å stave "oransje" spurte hun "Vent frukten eller fargen?" or... Da jeg spurte henne om å stave "appelsin" spurte hun "Vent frukten eller fargen?"

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Aggie74-DP@reddit

Well you spelled COLOR wrong

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n_mcrae_1982@reddit

Depends on what country you’re in.

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Jasesdad@reddit

She got locked in a supermarket and starved death.

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Fandango-5691@reddit

These ones are even funnier than the 'Yo Mama is so fat' jokes... Maybe it's because I'm a 'dumb blonde' 😆😬

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Ready-Future1294@reddit

We really need to stop making these yo momma jokes. They're old, they suck, and everybody's done them. Just like yo momma.

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jthsbay@reddit

Your momma is so fat, when she goes to bed she turns the lights off in 3 time zones.

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compuwiza1@reddit

She stared at a can of orange juice for two hours because it said "concentrate".

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cristasamuel167@reddit

She was unemployed she looked in the Bible at the book of Job to find work!

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Business_Grand4513@reddit

Did you know, the name of the color comes from the name of the fruit? Before that humanity had no name for the color because it doesn't exist anywhere else in nature.

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apocalyptimaniac@reddit

Also, brown is an invented color. It is actually just dark orange.

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Jackalope_Sasquatch@reddit

It definitely does exist in other places in nature... Leaves, plants, coloration on animals...

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ArtRevolutionary3929@reddit

True, but the reason we have red squirrels, red foxes and red deer is because those animals were named before the word "orange" entered the lexicon.

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Amberdeluxe@reddit

My cat would beg to differ

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Boot_Effective@reddit

The English humanity you mean?

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Turkeyoak@reddit

If the English came after the orange it would be in the British Museum.

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MesabiRanger@reddit

I see what you did there!

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TurbulentWeb1941@reddit

There are english in the BM. Walking around, getting in the way.

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Jellodyne@reddit

Before the discovery of the orange fruit they would refer to the color as bright pumpkin or the-color-that's-like-marigolds.

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ASavageWarlock@reddit

Dunno how I forgot pumpkins exist in my comment but yea Before blue existed, the seas were described as wine dark

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BaltimoreBadger23@reddit

Except in daily sunsets and sunrises...

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Business_Grand4513@reddit

Pollution is a recent phenomenon. :)

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ASavageWarlock@reddit

Sun has always set that way. It’s how light works. There’s also honey, marigolds, some sunflowers, lady bugs, and all kinds else. There’s this thing about not being able to conceptualize color without a word for it. Like, before the word blue existed, the seas were called wine-dark. There’s is nothing red or purple about the seas. But when there’s not a color for blue, you make due. Inversely, the more colors for blue you have the more shades of blue you can see.

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SirIanPost@reddit

Kansas sunsets have entered the chat...

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Phippsy771@reddit (OP)

Your momma is so dumb she went to a dentist to get a blue tooth

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WetTruckman@reddit

Your momma is so dumb, she slapped you twice because she talked back

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Top-Research-9816@reddit

Your momma real dumb, I found her running round and round in circles in the kitchen and when I asked why she pointed at a pack of biscuits on the floor. The legend said To open tear round here

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