ponzLL

lol at my last shop a kid transferred departments and showed the new boss the same pic of a car on a lift he showed his old boss, and they figured it out somehow.

ULPT: How to break a security cam that’s aimed directly at my back yard porch?

Posted by fjifkfjfjr@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 738 comments

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The laser has to hit the camera's sensor to cause damage though, which requires pointing directly into it.

Tanker drops over the Palisades fire in Los Angeles

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ponzLL@reddit

This is the video that always comes to mind whenever I think about you guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QJTZXl_5BE absolute madness

ULPT: Your kids turn 18 with 17 years of credit history.

Posted by PIF_Daddy@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 849 comments

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My parents did this for me and didn't tell me about it, and I discovered it at one point and asked for it to be removed from my score since I didn't recognize the account. Losing all that history made my score drop by like 150 points lol whoops!

ULPT if you don't want to head to the dump you can rent a storage unit instead

Posted by Hollerado@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 408 comments

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Where I live I just put it on my porch and I'll have like 13 different old dudes with beat up pickups full of scrap metal knocking on my door asking if it's trash lol

ULPT: When you give someone a gift card as a gift, write down the card number and code. Then after a year or two, check the balance and if they hadn't used it yet, just use it yourself. They obviously won't know or care.

Posted by Exam_Optimal251@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 69 comments

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to the person stealing it, yes. Why am I even having this argument this is dumb lol

ULPT: When you give someone a gift card as a gift, write down the card number and code. Then after a year or two, check the balance and if they hadn't used it yet, just use it yourself. They obviously won't know or care.

Posted by Exam_Optimal251@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 69 comments

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ponzLL@reddit

You ignored the first part of that rule, "Tips must provide some benefit to you." which this clearly does.

ULPT Cancelling Amazon Prime

Posted by Snoo-48637@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 102 comments

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It's true! I bought a bunch of UPSs for my 3d printers, and it turned out they weren't big enough to run them, so when I tried to return them to get larger ones, Amazon said they weren't allowed to take batteries back, so they just refunded me. So I got 4 nice UPSs for free to back up other devices and then just bought the 4 larger ones I needed.

ULPT Request: What’s a phrase you can say to someone in an argument or a fight to destroy their confidence?

Posted by sam-cant-read@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 1596 comments

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ponzLL@reddit

https://i.imgur.com/UqZW4Qb.png

We're fked

Posted by Bubbly_Ambition_6449@reddit | collapse | View on Reddit | 221 comments

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ponzLL@reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory

ULPT Request: How do I deal with repeat car break ins?

Posted by Pjtpjtpjt@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 343 comments

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Actually no. The foreman asked the guy whose box it was if he should take it to management and he said no he'll take care of it. Far as I know, the guy stopped stealing change after that. People didn't want him gone, they just wanted him to stop stealing. He was a very nice guy otherwise.

ULPT Request: How do I deal with repeat car break ins?

Posted by Pjtpjtpjt@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 343 comments

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Reminds me of a story from when I worked in an injection mold shop. There was a guy who everyone knew was stealing change from people's toolboxes, so one time a guy put spotting blue (think like a dye with the consistency of paint) under their toolbox drawer handles. Next thing you know, the dude is walking around covered in blue shit, making remarks about not having any idea where the stuff came from lol

ULPT - Get a new student ID just before leaving school to enjoy a student discount for years after graduating.

Posted by SeparateExchangea@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 73 comments

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ponzLL@reddit

I'm in my late 30s and still get student discounts with my card. Nobody gives a shit lol

ULPT: Get People on Reddit to endorse your LinkedIn Profile to get a job

Posted by HanekomJ@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 104 comments

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LPT: Don't ever share your linked in with people on reddit lol

ULPT: Just lie about having a college degree. Companies rarely check, and the only consequence if they do is not getting hired.

Posted by SuburbanFries@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 302 comments

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ponzLL@reddit

None of them got the job so they have all day to repost.