gotmojo6

• How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

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• If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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• What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

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• Someone let all of the large character balloons loose at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.

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• I gave up playing poker at the laundromat.

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• Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, “How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”

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• I haven’t seen my twin brother since I left Australia.

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• My wife thinks that our kids are spoiled.

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• I was in a band once called Teenager’s Bed.

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• When you said life would get back to normal after June…

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• Two dead canaries are being sold on eBay.

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• I got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a coupon out of a newspaper.

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• I thought I had found a dinosaur skeleton.

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• What Did Dirty Harry say to his pottery class teacher?

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• I got a new job as a guillotine worker.

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• Don’t stand in your kids way:

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• When your kids are learning how to drive:

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• I used to live right by Mick Jagger’s house.

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• I loved the new film about the aquatic porcupine.

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• I asked my friend, “Is there an Airbnb in Nairobi?”

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• My electrician, who doesn’t like being questioned, started his own company. It’s called:

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• Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise.

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• I auditioned for a part in a silent version of Oliver Twist, and I got it.

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• My wife asked me why I drink so much.

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• What did the MD of VII say when he found out that VII VIII IX?

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• What do bees do when their friends move into a new hive?

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• How do you colonize Mars?

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• Snoopy’s official resignation letter was leaked out into the public. It simply stated:

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• In Norway, every day

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• Why did the rich kid have a tarnished reputation?

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• What do lizards put on their kitchen floors?

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• How do you turn a couple of truckers into a famous singing duo?

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• Did you hear about the zoning board worker who died in the earthquake?

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• My father-in-law asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. I told him that it was taped under the modem.

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• My surgeon told me he had good news and bad news. He said, “The good news is, the surgery went well. I was able to put a plate in your head.

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• My surgeon said, “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, I had to put a plate in your head.

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• Three new men arrive at a local AA meeting. The first one stands up in front of all the members, and says, “Hi, I’m Gary, and I’m an alcoholic.

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• What five-letter word (all in capital letters) can be read the same upside down or right side up.

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• What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in 1,000 years?

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• I told Fahrenheit to grow up and chill out.

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• I went to a restaurant the other day, but they refused to serve me.

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• Which end of a pool is the safest for diving?

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• What can you step on with your right foot, but never your left?

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• What do you call people in Madagascar who drive electric vehicles?

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• What does logic tell us must, inevitably, be found at the end of time?

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• What is the name of the best karaoke bar in all of Southeast Asia?

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• What did the frozen yogurt say to the gelato?

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• In England, what is the most commonly used letter?

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• What did the shepherd with insomnia say when his flock ran away?

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• Where would you be certain to find the most refreshing drink you will ever taste?

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