gotmojo6
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How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
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Someone let all of the large character balloons loose at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.
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I gave up playing poker at the laundromat.
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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, “How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”
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I haven’t seen my twin brother since I left Australia.
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My wife thinks that our kids are spoiled.
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I was in a band once called Teenager’s Bed.
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When you said life would get back to normal after June…
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Two dead canaries are being sold on eBay.
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I got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a coupon out of a newspaper.
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I thought I had found a dinosaur skeleton.
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What Did Dirty Harry say to his pottery class teacher?
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I got a new job as a guillotine worker.
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Don’t stand in your kids way:
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When your kids are learning how to drive:
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I used to live right by Mick Jagger’s house.
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I loved the new film about the aquatic porcupine.
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I asked my friend, “Is there an Airbnb in Nairobi?”
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My electrician, who doesn’t like being questioned, started his own company. It’s called:
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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise.
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I auditioned for a part in a silent version of Oliver Twist, and I got it.
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My wife asked me why I drink so much.
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What did the MD of VII say when he found out that VII VIII IX?
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What do bees do when their friends move into a new hive?
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How do you colonize Mars?
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Snoopy’s official resignation letter was leaked out into the public. It simply stated:
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In Norway, every day
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Why did the rich kid have a tarnished reputation?
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What do lizards put on their kitchen floors?
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How do you turn a couple of truckers into a famous singing duo?
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Did you hear about the zoning board worker who died in the earthquake?
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My father-in-law asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. I told him that it was taped under the modem.
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My surgeon told me he had good news and bad news. He said, “The good news is, the surgery went well. I was able to put a plate in your head.
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My surgeon said, “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, I had to put a plate in your head.
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Three new men arrive at a local AA meeting. The first one stands up in front of all the members, and says, “Hi, I’m Gary, and I’m an alcoholic.
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What five-letter word (all in capital letters) can be read the same upside down or right side up.
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in 1,000 years?
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I told Fahrenheit to grow up and chill out.
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I went to a restaurant the other day, but they refused to serve me.
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Which end of a pool is the safest for diving?
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What can you step on with your right foot, but never your left?
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What do you call people in Madagascar who drive electric vehicles?
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What does logic tell us must, inevitably, be found at the end of time?
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What is the name of the best karaoke bar in all of Southeast Asia?
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What did the frozen yogurt say to the gelato?
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In England, what is the most commonly used letter?
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What did the shepherd with insomnia say when his flock ran away?
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Where would you be certain to find the most refreshing drink you will ever taste?
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