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It’s auto translating for me. I swear earlier today there was a button to press that detects if a post is AI or not. It disappeared right after I pressed it this morning

I work in a hospital. Shifts are 7-7, leave home before rush hour, leave work after rush hour

I'm in nursing school, in our basic pharmacology we learn that any dopamine agonists, especially Parkinson's drugs, can cause sexual side effects like these.

It's grown ass men walkie-talkies 90% of the time too. Like "sir, who does this for you at home"

The thing with cardiac monitoring is that depending on who placed the leads, where they are placed, how old the leads are, how much your moving around, how fast your breathing, it can false alarm. PVCs (premature ventricular contractions, which in of itself aren't that concerning) and Vtach (ventricular tachycardia, which is a serious condition) are common false alarms. That's why there's a cardiac monitor technician, that person is able to look at your heart rhythm when those alarms sound and determine if they require an immediate follow up. Unfortunately/fortunately given the info you shared, you were probably one of the more stable/less concerning patients in the ED that day. I hope your health has improved, untreated hypertension is a real doozy

The type of patient that makes a post like this is the type to call for the most insignificant shit. Source: I'm an ER tech