dosassembler

• ULPT Always wish your date a happy birthday when your waiter can overhear.

  Posted by dosassembler@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 45 comments

• Did the crips win?

  Posted by dosassembler@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 371 comments

• Wishing your date a happy birthday when the waiter can overhear is a great way to get a free dessert

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• Did you hear about the stir fry restaurant that didn't take reservations?

  Posted by dosassembler@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments