Yeomanroach

• Mozzarella juice companies keep increasing the size of the big white ball in the bag so you get less juice.

  Posted by Yeomanroach@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

• As Francis was being prepared for his autopsy, they removed his robe to reveal a spandex suit with an S on the chest.

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• My nextdoor neighbour is playing James Grey on full volume. Surely this requires a call to 999?

  Posted by Yeomanroach@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1 comments