TotalThing7

• An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is more than enough for anyone."

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• Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way

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• The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?"

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• "Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses anywhere?"

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• She returned the $100 after three years

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• Why is girlfriend one word but best friend two words?

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• Teacher asks Billy a math question

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• Always use proper grammar, no matter the situation

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• My phone autocorrected "I'm fine" to "I need help"

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• Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?

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