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And Daewon!

I haven't seen it but that sounds ace 😎

About a year ago I was out running and heading towards my local park when I suddenly saw a small dog running on the right hand side of the road towards me. I gestured to the dog to run to me so I could get it out of the road but it took one terrified glance at me and whizzed right past. As it did so a man in a work van pulled up beside me and asked if it was my dog. I replied that it wasn't but we both agreed we had to hunt it down and return it to its owner asap before it got hurt or caused an accident. Luckily the dog hadn't run too far and had turned into a quiet lane so we caught up to it pretty quickly. After about 20 mins of gentle encouragement (and feeding it some cheese provided by a boy who had joined us) we managed to get the dog to hop into the man's van whereupon he drove to the local park hoping to track down the owner. I jogged to the park and after meeting up with the man again said I'd look for the owner along the trails. After 5 mins of jogging, a distraught lady flagged me down and asked if I'd seen a lost dog. I recounted our little adventure and told her that the van man had taken the dog to a nearby vet. She burst out crying but was so thankful. It really was a great feeling teaming up with two complete strangers to help rescue this poor bewildered dog, and I'll never forget the look of gratitude on the owner's face.

Remember that time Adam Buxton called the Jaffa Cakes jaffaholics helpline: https://youtu.be/Ml_L3cuTfPA?si=7ss5VQ-AF9NEX8Ot

Recluse. I've only realised this recently but Americans pronounce it as "wreck-loose" instead of "r'cloose'. It's really jarring. Also some west coast Americans have started to pronounce 'and' as "eyand" it's really fucking weird. There was a van lifer I was following on YouTube who would say it all the time. She also had a dog called Camper which she was pronouncing as "keeyamper". Ugh.

🎵 we pledge allegiance all our lives, to the magic colours red, blue, and white...🎵

One of my favourites! I was a little Tim when I was growing up so I rewatched it constantly

"have you swept that cock up yet?"

The local woods and fields. Perfect for helping to think difficult decisions through...or to help walk off a hangover

Americans take the S off maths and stick it on the end of Lego.

Yesterday I bought the book Doppelganger by Naomi Klein and the cashier was just like my old friend Jim (similar in looks and mannerisms) who I hadn't seen in ages. I then walked out of the book shop and bumped into my friend Jim. When I remembered the title of the book I'd just bought I was a little spooked 😂.

Pate. I'm not eating that stinky meat jam.

I prefer to be cold, my comfortable range is probably 5 - 20 degrees.

40s and absolutely adore birds. Only been this way in the last 5 or so years though. Before that I was completely indifferent.

MTV2. It turned me into an Indie Cindy.

Suffolk! Low crime, beautiful scenery, great beaches and close to London too.

Definitely!

James Bond would be our ideal I suppose. Shame we're more like Rab C. Nesbitt

M&S do the best bourbons for 40p.

I don't like tea or football, and I agree with Americans on how floors are named in buildings (none of this 'ground floor' bollocks for me!)

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Definitely 😎🙏

The Adventures of Pete & Pete has the best opening song and is the best overall. But the best theme tune is Heathcliff though.

Horseshit is still an inconvenience.

The circle of life

It was that or 'duffle coat spuds'

I love that movie! I'll have to watch it again to check that out lol

I puked in my sink at uni. I had to scrape the globs of half digested jacket potato skin out by hand. I couldn't eat JPs for years afterwards 🤮.

I have ADHD and I LOVE meetings. They're the perfect time to daydream and zone out. Just catch up on the shit they said later 😎. Meetings are a blessing!

My grandad always used to call me "guv'nor" when I was little and I loved it, it made me feel really grown up at the time. I call my niece "tinkerbobbins" and she absolutely hates it 😂

I don't send birthday or Christmas cards. I absolutely hate how wasteful they are.

The final episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One Track Lover hits so hard every time

I love it when they watch The Poseidon Adventure for ideas 🤣

I absolutely love this episode and rewatch it all the time. I love how it just builds and builds

'good or your core' ? Think that's a little bit niche mate because I've never heard of that before 😹

He is a coomer to be fair so it's very likely 😂

People who use obnoxiously loud cars/motorbikes. Absolute cunts.

I have a friend that says "long and behold". 😑

Lu Dinosaur Biscuits. God damn these were so good! I miss the taste and the awesome dino designs of the biscuits. I went to Lanzarote a few years ago and they still sell them there so I bought 10 boxes 😂.

My mate made me a spaghetti bolognese sandwich once and it is still in my top five sandwiches of all time.

I'd just like to point out that one of Balrog's special moves in the Street Fighter series is a headbutt and he's American: https://streetfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Buffalo_Head

Is OP implying that headbutting is a British thing? Wtf?

Of course I do! Who wouldn't want to see some of the world's most amazing animals on their doorstep? The real issue is whether the farmers would want them.

I'm pretty sure other people have posted similar stories on Reddit before. It's clearly some kind of scam/mugging attempt.

Jack Dee for me. His faux curmudgeon routine is pure fucking cringe.

An ear and nose hair trimming kit for secret Santa. This was about ten years ago when I didn't need such a thing. These days I would probably be thankful for such a gift 😂.

That sounds nice - I'll have to try some Roibois tea 😎

Yeah nah.

I'll have to ask my parents - they may have done the same for me. Its fascinating to see how ingrained tea drinking is in our culture from such a young age!

When was the last time that you drank tea ?