SassyySiren

• My wife came home from work early yesterday and surprised me. As soon as she walked in the door she saw me and got this passionate crazed look in her eyes.

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• I'm at the sperm bank and the nurse just asked me to masturbate in the cup

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• I just had a physical. The doctor said "Don't eat anything fatty. I said, like bacon and burgers?"

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