FoxDesigner2574

• When we got married all the photos of my wife holding flowers looked out of focus.

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• Why do French athletes eat mushrooms as soon as they wake up?

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• Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?

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• I asked my therapist if he could cure my nightmares about a giant suitcase.

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• I can’t believe they are bringing Iron Man back to the MCU, making him gay and having him face off against Red Hulk only to then get together with him.

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• Why should you never message anyone the word ‘petclyomle’?

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• Did you hear about the Karate class ransacking the town after their teacher didn’t turn up?

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• A man said he could fix my automobile if I gave him enough upvotes on Reddit

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• A farmer complained to me that all his female sheep had gone missing.

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• My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept acting like Captain Hook.

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• I threw away my favourite pencil

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• I asked if she’d like to go out to dinner again sometime in the next 2,500 to 2,600 years.

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• Tell you the best way to tie a rope?

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• I broke up with my partner when they said I was dyslexic

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• The USA and Canada have started airdropping submissive homemakers into each other’s territory.

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• A man dies and goes to hell…

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• Why is RFK Jr planning to ban the Lord of the Rings?

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• Why do people at the pasta factory always work in pairs?

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• I only print stuff in Magenta or Black

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• Little Bo Peep complained to me about her lost sheep.

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• Old McDonald had a bot farm

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• Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever.

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