FinancialElephant

• New facial hair trend where you combine a standard mustache with a "reverse mustache" underneath the lower lip. A circular thicket of facial hair around the mouth.

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• Human carwash

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• People or animals that steal honey from wild bee hives should be prosecuted for theft, with the bees considered a class action plaintiff

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• Artisanal Jenkem

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• Turn Some Prisons into Human Zoos

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• Add micro amounts of crack to vegetables so people get addicted to eating healthy

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• Get rid of fighting type pokemon

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• No more divorce, Instead you must find another married couple to swap spouses with

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• Bring back the neanderthals by breeding the highest neanderthal gene people over successive generations

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• Eliminate heightism by compressing / elongating everyone to the same height

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• Change how the plumbing works with our noses and lungs so that we can constantly inhale and exhale at the same time

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• Add muscles to the penis so it's more manly

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• Find the hairiest guys you can and rub them against each other to generate static électricity

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• Ditch the human nose and bolt on an old-school supercharger (miniaturized) from one of those cool muscle cars

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• Find the sexiest pandas you can -> use plastic surgery and genetic engineering to make them sexier -> inject them with trenbolone to make them violently horny -> release the sexy / horny pandas into the wild

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• Fake family and friend rental gig economy

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• Government made dating apps

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• Sliding shoes with a mop on the underside to clean floors

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