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Pretty much any sedan with 300HP or more will be surprisingly fun

18, I could have gotten a learner’s license at 17 but it would have required someone who had a license for over 5 years next to me the whole time so there was no point before that.

Almost any Lexus from 2013+ Porsche 981 gen Porsche 991.1 gen and up Mercedes C/E/S class 2015+ Gallardo 2nd gen Audi R8 (any gen) This is, as you said, ignoring technology (mainly interior).

JDM legends like the R34 GTR or MkIV Supra are pretty sick I’d NEVER pay what the market thinks they are worth, for low 6 figures I’ll take an LP Gallardo, a 458 or a Turbo S any day of the week.

Either become an Uber/delivery driver or rent it to someone doing that. Even better if you can find someone who’s willing to pull night shifts so to speak, that way you won’t run into issues about needing the car but it not being available. Also whenever you hear that a relative or friend is about to do some sort of road trip offer your car to them. If everyone else is at around 80K right now and will hit 100K by October I feel hitting 70K should be enough, if questioned about it just explain you don’t really have any need to use it for your personal life which should I explain the mileage disparity IMO.

Wouldn’t work on most speakers, you can’t connect to a device that’s already connected to another phone and most speakers I’ve owned/have used have a pairing mode button which you wouldn’t have access to. If you really wanna do something about their music get a signal jammer but this a mediocre tip tbh.

I guess getting reservations at restaurants might be a bit easier but that’s about it? Maybe if you order stuff from a small business and they see the name they might throw in extra stuff but it’s not guaranteed and you’d still be spending money.

Depends on the couch but try getting several people or a heavy friend to jump and land right in the middle of it, hopefully this will break some sort of support bar (probably wood if it’s cheap).

So now next question, why is the SUV driver suing you? Did you not pay for what you damaged? Cuz if your “pockets were lined” it sure sounds like you could have paid. I know this is ULPT but just get a lawyer tbh, perhaps you can get off on some technicality (gotta say I’m rooting for the SUV driver though).

That’s what he said but shifting all the blame to that third car, sucks for everyone involved but it still is OP’s fault.

Genuine question: All your stupid decisions aside, like buying a brand new car while not having a job, wouldn’t the SUV be at fault since they cut you off? Were the police not called? Did you run for some reason? I’m just asking because laws vary from country to country but wouldn’t they have to prove you are at fault? Where was the crash and is there any chance a nearby store may still have footage of their cameras? I feel you won’t outsmart a lawyer by trying to hide assets but what you can do, if you are telling the truth obviously, is try to prove they were at fault. If you are lying then yeah you are fucked.

Claim someone broke into your car and stole a bag with your passport in it. Do this like a day before the trip.

Yeah the U in ULPT is for Unethical not Illegal, telling him not to do it is more helpful than helping him get in trouble

So sounds like doing something that’s federally illegal would be dumb, just don’t.

Can’t you get a prescription if your pain is chronic and extreme? I realize it’s not an ULPT but it seems like the most logical thing to do in your situation.

Most limited edition and/or performance sedan/wagons. So M5CS, RS6 avant GT, E63S wagon, IS-F, GS-F, etc. They wouldn’t say “eww” but they wouldn’t realize how special those cars are.

Download the video to your phone or some editing app, most have the ability to go frame by frame. You can tinker around with contrast, saturation and so on if it still isnt visible

I feel like wasting water kinda sucks but simply leave a faucet running if you still wanna go ahead?

Read the fine print on that warranty before doing anything

Depends on your budget. An IS500, IS-F, RC-F or GS-F are certainly easy to own but they aren’t cheap like a BRZ/GT86. A manual 350Z/370Z shouldn’t give you too many issues either. Honestly even things like 987.2/981 generation Boxster or Cayman should be reliable enough and there are plenty of videos showing how to work on them. If you are in the US then I guess C6 Corvettes, Mustangs and Camaros are plentiful and therefore parts should be cheap. And if you have a bigger budget a 991 911 S can be had for pretty cheap and it shares a bunch of parts with the 981 platform, just make sure to get a PPI.

230 kph which is about 143 mph on a Lexus GS350. That’s its top speed (electronically limited) so I guess I’ll need a new car if I wanna beat it or somehow remove the limit but I’m not sure if it would be smart to push it too much, I’m not too fond of the idea of dying smashed against a concrete barrier or flying off a cliff lol.

Damn. There’s a Gated 2013 Green Superleggera going for about $290K where I live. Only 4,000 miles too… I wonder how much that would sell for on BaT

If you are like, about anything. Couple days ago I had the runs cuz I ate too much corn, yesterday because I ate sushi and today because I ate cheese. If you are normal then there are a bunch of sugar-free candies that will cause diarrhea or just use a laxative. Is there any reason you actually need to have diarrhea and can’t just say you have it?

Make money out of a hobby but don’t turn it into a business because that usually takes the stress-free fun out of it. Like how YouTubers/Streamers monetize gaming, when you are a small creator it’s pretty fun but once you get to the top level it’s pretty stressing and it can easily be more demanding than some 9-5 jobs.

Was eating and the puking them out part of the recipe?

They are pretty popular in Chile and I’m guessing the rest of Latin America too, the Swift is like one of the most recommended starter cars over here.

My first laptop that my parents bought brand new for me was an Asus T100 so it couldn’t run anything on it lol, even simple games barely run on it. After that I got lucky through gaming (on my phone lol) and got an MSI GT80 Titan SLI as a result of it. It had 2 gtx980m in SLI, quite the upgrade haha. After a few years I built my first PC, I used 2 EVGA gtx1080ti FTW3 cards in SLI. I then got a Corsair One with an MSI gtx1080ti. I then built another PC with 2 new EVGA gtx1080ti FTW3 cards that I watercooled. Also had a Surface Book 2 with a gtx1060 in it during this time. And now I just use a Razer Blade 16 with an gtx4090 for everything. I got lucky with my connections and job so I got everything for free other than the Asus T100 which my parents had to pay for. And yeah I loved 1080tis lol, had 5 in total and I still have my Corsair One so unless I mod it or sell it then I will always have a 1080ti system haha.

The only “claim” you could have is outright stealing it or striking a deal with the owners of where it’s parked. Something along the lines of doing the whole process to put a lien on the car for them in exchange of them selling it dirt cheap to you. Don’t get your hopes up though, it’s not like it’s some beater in which case you’d be doing them a favor. It’s a brand new car, unless it was stolen and abandoned then they would most likely keep it or sell it at market value, it would make no sense to sell it to you for a small amount and I’m guessing you wouldn’t be willing to pay what it’s worth.

Are you sure it’s abandoned and not simply left on purpose? Where is it parked specifically? If it’s in private property whoever owns the place can try to claim it, not you. So yeah, no ULPT for this.

Few days ago. The PO Box is in miami in case it matters.

It worked for one physical purchase I made on amazon using a PO Box. Not sure if PO Boxes are somehow sales tax free but I didn’t pay a cent in taxes, just the item’s price.

The ULPT would be to hang several delicate things (any cheap pottery that looks nice) on your side of the fence and next time he starts playing go outside and smash it loudly on the ground as soon as he hits the fence. If you can put a fake price tag on it and put something like $129.99 then even better. It needs to be painted or something for you to be able to justify the price. If they ask for a receipt just claim you’ve had it for ages. The money would be a bonus but don’t expect to get any. Take a picture of the broken pottery, go to their house and explain their son just broke this very expensive decoration and you would appreciate if they’d reimburse you + stop their kid from breaking more stuff. Make sure to send them a message/email to prove you complained and write something like “these decorations are worth hundreds of dollars, I would like to avoid your son breaking any more of them” but in a nice way. This 2nd part is only if the kid doesn’t stop. If he starts doing it again, just go outside wait for him to hit the fence and smash 3-4 at the same time. Now call the police, explain you had already asked nicely and show them the message you sent them the first time. They shouldn’t get into any real trouble but I’m sure the police wouldn’t mind telling them to stop as they are damaging your property. About as unethical as I can come up with without being something genuinely stupid that can come back on you. Just make sure no one can see you smashing the pottery for obvious reasons.

Extra points if you buy a domain so it can be: Name+LastName@domain.com

A better tip is taking the stuffing out of neck pillows and putting your clothes in it. They don’t count them as a personal item and it’s honestly surprising how much stuff fits in them.

This is happening to me, the funny thing is it’s an ex Soccer player who turned into a TV host or something like that. I’ve literally told people “no longer this dude” and they just ignore it and keep sending me relatively important messages. I feel like I should do something outrageous like ask for nudes from everyone so that the person will face backlash and is forced to let everyone know it’s not his number anymore.

Well, depending on what it is, sometimes buying a new one is cheaper than fixing the existing one. And it doesn’t even need to be broken by you, stuff simply malfunctions sometimes. If I recall correctly, the 2nd gen of iPad Pro had an issue with their screens that would cause massive light bleeding. It was still useable and it happened but it looked terrible. My PC got fried during a heavy storm that caused blackouts. I don’t have a UPS so at some point the electricity just fried it. So yeah, I still don’t get why people say it isn’t common to have at least 1 expensive thing that isn’t fully working. It happens a lot. Even if it’s cosmetic damage.

A lot of people? I have a broken PC I haven’t bothered fixing (dead PSU most likely), I know my gf’s dad has a dead macbook which got liquid spilled on it, best friend has a working macbook but with a screen issue, my parents have an iPad Pro with a cracked screen, etc etc. Doesn’t need to be 100% dead, it just needs sufficient enough damage that can justify getting a new one or at least the cost of fixing will be quite a bit.

Grab the most expensive, broken thing in your house and claim it was in the trunk and working perfectly fine. Like a laptop or something like that. If you don’t have anything try asking around if a friend or family member has something.

Just saw that lmao, yeah I guess we know why OP’s partner has all the “power” now

Not to be an AH but I’ve seen couples in which one of them has all the “power” cuz the other person is genuinely the worst person to make any important decisions. Dude is extremely financially savvy while the girl does “girl math” like those TikTok idiots justifying their $20K credit card debt. So, are you a normal couple or are you batshit crazy? Cuz if you are “normal” then just gtfo of that relationship, no ULPT here, just a regular LPT.

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Considering Elon’s obsession with Mars it’s the ONE planet you shouldn’t mention, they’ll probably have Starlink setup there 😆

Just say you are leaving the country, don’t even need to find out what areas have coverage

Honestly, your local tax code. You don’t need any prior knowledge to understand a good chunk of it.

Most if not all are region specific and also depend on how they make their money. If you are simply an employee making $200K there’s not much to do, that’s legal, other than using every possible tax advantage in your region. For example where I live you can write off certain expenses that are related to sending your kids to school. Contributing to your retirement is usually also tax free and therefore reduces your taxable income. The only way you can truly manage to avoid/postpone taxes legally is if you own the company that’s making the money. That way you can do all sorts of stuff. The lower your profits on paper the lower your tax bill. What most people do is passing certain personal expenses as business expenses as long as it can be justified. Your phone? That’s a company phone now as it is necessary for you to communicate with your team. Your data plan and phone prices are deducted from your pre-tax income and therefore lower your taxable income. Your car? That’s a company car now All the expenses related to that car (gas, insurance, maintenance) are also now deducted from your pre-tax income. You need to find a way to justify this. A company car doesn’t make sense if your company does online tech support for example but it does make sense if you have to drive around clients or move stuff around. Even if you can’t write off the whole thing, gas is super easy to justify. That’s basically it, use pre-tax money to buy stuff you would have bought either way, it’s like getting a discount on every purchase. Quick and dirty example with numbers: If you as a regular employee make $200K pre-tax then your take home will be $100K if taxes are hypothetically 50% (to keep it simple). And then out of those $100K you need to spend your money to buy a phone, car, and all the expenses. Let’s say all that costs $50K so now your take home is $50K + car + phone + related expenses. Now if you do it through a company those $200K are taxed after deducting business expenses since you are only taxed on profits (tax write offs). So $200K - $50K (the car + phone + related expenses) = 150K. You get taxed on $150K only so that means you take home $75K. This looks like less money but remember you already bought the car + phone + related expenses so your take home ends up being an extra $25K :) 75K + car + phone + related expenses. This isn’t as simple as it sounds as write offs are heavily dependent on your business though. As an example, YouTubers can write off pretty much anything as long as they make videos about it. Tickets to Disneyland? They are a write off if they make a Vlog about their trip. A Lamborghini? It’s a write off if they make a bunch of videos about it and basically turn it into a moving billboard for them. A huge house? Can be (partially or maybe entirely, not 100% sure) a write off if they use it as their studio. On the opposite of the spectrum there are business that can’t write pretty much anything off (other than actual business expenses). For example that online tech support I mentioned. You can write off a few electronics here and there like a computer, a phone, your wifi bill and maybe even a small portion of your house can be “rented” out if you use it as your office but that’s about it. There’s no real way to justify buying a Lambo as a business expense in this case.

Cayman Islands have no corporate tax as far as I’m aware but there are fees that need to be paid. Do some research, if the fees are low enough then it doesn’t get much better than no taxes lol.

Get an android TV device and download Stremio on it, you can literally get it from the google play store. You can watch pretty much anything on it. I’m in a similar position as you, I hate keeping track of what series is on what streaming service so I end up using stremio while paying for services I barely use anymore.

I mean, I can’t give you a ratio but if you start counting how many times you need to brake, accelerate, shift gears, go through crappy roads, and how many cold starts you’d have to go through to drive 100 city miles vs all of that for 100 highway miles you can sort of get a good idea. Paint suffers way more on a highway though, and there are significantly higher chances or getting rock chips on your bumper, hood and even windshield.

I mean it isn’t precisely unethical but you could try to resell stuff in small amounts or give dropshipping a try. Are you in school? You could sell candy, you’d be surprised how much money can be made from that specially if you buy in bulk which brings your costs WAY down. If being out of your house isn’t an issue you could walk dogs? Just don’t do it in your neighborhood.

Every single big SUV with tiny engines, it seems to be a trend among Chinese brands that needs to stop. They honestly feel dangerous to be in, for example the Jetour X70 (sub-brand of Chery) weighs 2 tons (4,500 ish pounds) and has a 1.5L engine… I was inside of one and trying to merge onto a highway was nerve racking. There are a bunch more with similar characteristics. I’m not saying they need a V8, but they need something that can move them at a safe speed around others.