Ask for Scrambled Eggs, too much flour I think..
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Street_Database_4664@reddit
Is this AI?
AxKenji@reddit
People put flour in scrambled eggs??
thatoneboredoperator@reddit
Yes it's called rührei...or know also as Mennonite Scrambled Eggs
AxKenji@reddit
I'm german, there's no flour in Rührei.
Blanko1230@reddit
Rührei 100% has no flour in it. Stop talking shit.
Chris19862@reddit
I thought you weren't allowed to use technology n such.....are you writing to us from the future?
Sl1z@reddit
You’re thinking of Amish
crella-ann@reddit
Evidently it does.
This is but one example of several recipes I read, all of which called for flour.
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LordOfTheRareMeats@reddit
Maybe the kind you've had doesn't but I know for a fact that it's done. I've seen it in their cookbooks and had it served by actual Mennonites.
I still think it's weird to put flour in eggs but people absolutely do it regularly.
thatoneboredoperator@reddit
I've straight up found multiple recipes that they call Rührei with flour in it...I'm not talking shit, I'm just stating what I've found
S1acktide@reddit
I found the Mennonite!
papa_f@reddit
Of course something so gross and weird came from the Menonites
glittermantis@reddit
i mean i guess at that point it's just bordering on like scrambled pancakes right?
nigpeter@reddit
rührei literally just means scrambled eggs. but i never heard mennonite scrambled eggs
LonnieJaw748@reddit
It just sounds like whatever you would name the absolute shittiest of egg preparations.
NotYetGroot@reddit
no, people don't
ProfessorChaos_@reddit
No
Sprizys@reddit
No, they don’t
Substantial-Bath-145@reddit
Flour??
poptartheart@reddit
lol right!?
bilnayE@reddit
Wtf is going on. Finally, a post that deserves to be called stupid food.
MizStazya@reddit
Hey, the banana brick was also pretty terrible.
bilnayE@reddit
Haha 2 epic fails in one day. That bread was awesome hahaha. Cheers buddy
cdbangsite@reddit
Sorry, it wouldn't stay down. Sorry.
cityshepherd@reddit
This has genuinely ruined my day
HoseNeighbor@reddit
Meet ya at the pub. This made my liver upset.
cityshepherd@reddit
First round’s on me… after some proper eggs over easy to clear my palate.
HoseNeighbor@reddit
It goes without saying there should be no damn flour in there!
engineerdrummer@reddit
Is this gruel
Munneh@reddit
Also you can eat your own hair
No_Software_5716@reddit
No it's cruel
Infamous_Chapter8585@reddit
Looks like vomit. Gotta be UK right
bilnayE@reddit
Idk. Need to send the food police now!!!
Three_Twenty-Three@reddit
Oh, good. I was afraid I was doing them wrong.
I only rarely make scrambled eggs. I fry or poach my own, and I've only ever fried them when friends or relatives want them. When I've done that, I've always followed their directions, and their directions are always "break the eggs into the skillet and stir them." Sometimes they want a splash of milk. But no one has ever once said to add flour.
ARealBrainer@reddit
The closest I can think is when I've scrambled eggs in the same container I had pancake mix in.
Definitely a scant dusting of flour doesn't completely ruin eggs, but it's not great.
But yeah, scrambled eggs and omelettes should generally just be egg and seasoning in my book. (not accounting for the omelet filling here.)
Rokekor@reddit
The fuck?
mrpoopsocks@reddit
What is this monstrosity? That looks like someone tried to make biscuits and gravy, realized they had no biscuits or shortening and said screw it, dump some eggs in.
Local_Satisfaction12@reddit
Bet they did it the jackass way.....
Lil warning here, do not watch this if you want to have a nice day. Just dont. Close this now and walk away for a bit.
Celladoore@reddit
All these years later, I still remember the vomelette. No way you're getting me to click that!
BumArse321@reddit
Wtf you on about? Biscuits and gravy?! Who tf puts gravy on biscuits?
mrpoopsocks@reddit
Think of a flaky/crumbly dinner roll, not a cookie.
LadyBirdDavis@reddit
In scrambled eggs?
Maleficent_Depth_517@reddit
Just a karma farmer
sweathead@reddit
supernovacal@reddit
What is this scene from?
EmotionalSouth@reddit
Gus Johnson on Youtube: All-Purpose Flour
snackynorph@reddit
Gotta love Gus
Zetsuo22@reddit
I don't know where the scene is from but I was laughing for almost a minute.
Lo_rainy@reddit
🤣😂🤣
mindsnare@reddit
Is this some American thing?
Threaded_Glass@reddit
Most definitely not! I don't know what the hell is going on, LOL!
GamerColyn117@reddit
Not at all. Never in my life have I heard of flour in scrambled eggs.
No_Motor_1734@reddit
More like glue eggs
WoodsAreHome@reddit
That is scrambled biscuit batter
Cheeze_Pleeze@reddit
wtf
mjshep@reddit
It is all purpose flour.
HighClassHate@reddit
Except this purpose.
mjshep@reddit
All. Purpose. Don't question the label!
Boetros@reddit
Yeah too much of it
NoParticular2420@reddit
I thought I misunderstood.
goaheadblameitonme@reddit
Flour???
ash-leg2@reddit
Any amount of flour is too much for scrambled eggs.
finsfurandfeathers@reddit
Tell that ihop. They add pancake batter to their eggs to make them “fluffier” (cut costs). At least they used to
Meowserspaws@reddit
I stupidly went ordered an omelette post celiac diagnosis here and that was how I found out they fluff their eggs because I got violently sick. Oddly, some ice cream places also use flour.
ARealBrainer@reddit
Celiac runs in my family. Haven't been diagnosed, but after several weeks of gut misery this year, I finally tried cutting the gluten and it's done miracles.
HOWEVER, even though I knew you have to be careful (by seeing what my relatives have to do), I never knew how careful.
Can't even trust stuff like Chicken Broth, which I thought was a no-brainer.
Meowserspaws@reddit
It definitely has a genetic component to it. Safe to say if you feel better now, keep going! But to save you any misery, if you do plan on getting tested, they may have you go back on gluten again for blood tests. I didn’t know this but a component of my ataxia/ clumsiness was from celiac so it impacts so much of our bodies. Yep. Taco seasoning too, it’s crazy how limiting it can be. And once you cut it out, any little glutening will leave you miserable.
TotalInstruction@reddit
That’s a fluffy omelet, not scrambled eggs.
Fuck-MDD@reddit
You want a fluffy omelette you beat the whites to soft peaks then fold the yolks back in. IHOP ain't about to do all that tho
brunetteblonde46@reddit
It’s the wrong color
dirtyword@reddit
So shitty. How much is the markup on eggs at ihop.
MistressAnthrope@reddit
American cuisine never ceases to astonish me
Visual-Floor-7839@reddit
Uh, excuse me? The I in IHOP stands for International. This ain't on Americans, it's on all of us together.
MistressAnthrope@reddit
Fair enough
Goodgoditsgrowing@reddit
American cuisine fucking poisons me
Sincerely, American who can’t eat wheat
MistressAnthrope@reddit
You should try some Saffa stuff we're all about mielies (corn)
Granite_0681@reddit
It’s only to their omelettes. It helps them stay together a bit more and be more fluffy.
MistressAnthrope@reddit
Cold water does that job just fine in my omelette making experience, however I've never made omelettes on a massive scale to be fair
LordOfTheRareMeats@reddit
I use whole milk or a splash of heavy cream if I'm out of milk.
My bigger concern here is they're using flour. Idk how thoroughly cooked the flour is in that pic. Raw flour can have salmonella or e coli. No one wants to play with either of those.
MistressAnthrope@reddit
If you must use flour, then a nice roux? Butter fried flour is a delight and a base for most of the best sauces
NoLifeguard7257@reddit
what are you talking about 😭
MistressAnthrope@reddit
I dunno boet I'm an ignorant Saffa
JWARRIOR1@reddit
Don’t associate whatever that is, with American cuisine
ThePennedKitten@reddit
Calling iHop cuisine is going too far. 💀
dillhavarti@reddit
please don't think this is the norm lol. there's a reason it's in the shitty food porn sub
Sproose_Moose@reddit
It does, it looks like what my cat puked up after eating too fast
Sailorgirl06@reddit
The best post in shitty food porn lately, because this is the absolute shittiest!
Sailorgirl06@reddit
Don’t put flour in eggs, unless you’re making a cake
grumpydeinonychus@reddit
Don’t scam us man. Scrambled eggs don’t have flour in them. You puked on the bread, didn’t you?
Shinez@reddit
Either I have been making scrambled eggs wrong my whole life by not using flour or..... something is wrong with OP's recipe![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)
Celestiicaa@reddit
Bro what the fuck
DracoDarkblade@reddit
Pretty sure this is a bot/engagement post. Their acct is full of crypto and links to 200k follower instagram startups
Upbeat_Bed_7449@reddit
Op in for a reckoning
Lunaakall@reddit
As a foreigner I thought American scramble eggs came with flour for a sec…. Glad I clicked in the comments and realized others are shocked too.💀
Upbeat_Bed_7449@reddit
We would be happy to ship them to Timbuktu.
frenchies4eva@reddit
Looks like a pile of vomit. Yikes.
Primary_Jellyfish327@reddit
Where in the world do they put flour in scrambled eggs?
ProfessionalFeed6755@reddit
Skip breakfast.
mattahorn@reddit
There are a million things you can add to scrambled eggs, but flour isn’t one of them.
If you want creamy, add milk. If you want fluffy, add a little water. If you want vomit, add flour.
LadiesMan-2I7@reddit
Sour cream is the secret ingredient
confusedandworried76@reddit
Heavy cream but if you want it with sour cream go nuts it's basically the same thing.
Eckmatarum@reddit
And chives
Syrric_UDL@reddit
This man is an eggspert!
LAH_yohROHnah@reddit
I ran out of butter one day and no other fat to cook in so I used mayonnaise. Omg honestly, the best scrambled eggs ever!
glittermantis@reddit
some cold cubes of butter. super creamy because they slowly melt, keeping the eggs from getting to the point of firming up too much
LadiesMan-2I7@reddit
Exactly this i add butter and sour cream it evolves scrambled eggs
yorcharturoqro@reddit
Butter or cream
RawChickenButt@reddit
Buttermilk
HighClassHate@reddit
Nimyron@reddit
There are other things you can add if you want more authentic vomit...
NotYetGroot@reddit
if you want vomit you could also just add vomit. then it would suck less than adding flour
KATBOI667-0_0@reddit
Water makes them fluffy?
Noted…
pun_in10did@reddit
I like a bit of Greek yogurt
CrayolaSwift@reddit
I like to use cottage cheese.
Concrete__Blonde@reddit
You belong here.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
No
Responsible_Arm_2984@reddit
What does it do?
pun_in10did@reddit
Gives it a bit of zip and creaminess
Dr_Dewittkwic@reddit
This is the way.
Pitiful-Road-1773@reddit
This made me laugh so loud I scared the car.
D3T3KT@reddit
I am also in the "wtf are you putting flour in there for" train.
Also sharing this delightful scrambled egg recipe by Ramsay.
GrafZeppelin127@reddit
Can confirm: this is the correct way to cook eggs. Treat it like a risotto, cook until just barely set, keep in mind that the eggs continue cooking while they’re in the pan, even when off the heat. Salt at the end.
D3T3KT@reddit
Dropping a link for Alvin Cailan on the perfect egg sandwich. Man built an empire off egg sandwiches. Lol
Enjoy the rabbit hole.
(Chicken hole? Never mind that sounds wrong.)
glittermantis@reddit
kenji found salting ahead of time makes for a better texture! i've found gordon tends to rely on traditional wisdom without questioning it
mattahorn@reddit
That is not the “correct” way, that is one way. These creamy soft scrambled eggs don’t work for everything. You wouldn’t want this with biscuits and gravy, for example.
malektewaus@reddit
And they don't work for everybody either, I like mine thoroughly cooked and a little chewy.
GrafZeppelin127@reddit
And if your mother had wheels, she’d be a jalopy.
mattahorn@reddit
Don’t get feisty cause you’re wrong. Just settle down.
NotThrowAwayAccount9@reddit
There is nothing wrong with his scrambled eggs, they are just a different style. I've had them that way, they are creamy and delicious, but I also enjoy the firmer style as well.
etwichell@reddit
I'm confused. Why would you put flour in scrambled eggs?
Deliciouserest@reddit
Rage bait is so obvious but people still take it
Teton2775@reddit
Ummm… did somebody else eat it first?
yesmilady@reddit
Excuse me?
citronhimmel@reddit
Looks like what my cat left on the carpet a few weeks ago
DeadBabyBallet@reddit
Was watching the new season of MasterChef and this boomer put flour in cake icing, lol.
ThreeDrunkWhales@reddit
was he trying for an ermine frosting?
DeadBabyBallet@reddit
I guarantee the contestant who did it has no idea what ermine frosting is 😫
Granite_0681@reddit
Flour can be used in ermine buttercream. It’s a less sweet version of frosting but you have to cook it. I prefer it to standard buttercream and grew up calling it flour frosting. I didn’t watch that episode though so I’m not sure what the contestant was trying to make.
https://sugargeekshow.com/recipe/ermine-frosting/
KORZILLA-is-me@reddit
I love ermine frosting. Happened upon it a long time ago while researching frostings to find one with a particular quality. Fell in love with it because it was fun to make, had a great flavor, and wasn’t so overwhelmingly sweet like American buttercream.
ailuromancin@reddit
It’s the more traditional frosting for red velvet cake too (as opposed to cream cheese frosting)
Mental_Tumbleweed119@reddit
I SAW THAT!!!!! I was hella confused!
DeadBabyBallet@reddit
Didn't he say it was to "thicken" it? Gordan was so confused 😆
Mental_Tumbleweed119@reddit
Yep! It was Horacio! He’s such an ADHD squirrel when he’s working lmfao
DeadBabyBallet@reddit
🤣
Itsyashaaa@reddit
Flour in eggs is crazy work
mrsringo@reddit
JimmyBallocks@reddit
what the billy fuck are you putting flour in scrambled eggs for
WoopzEh@reddit
They chewed that real good, swallowed, and puked it back out.
Peony_333@reddit
So an unbaked cake for breakfast..? Gross
Necessary_Ad_7203@reddit
Too much WHAT?
Halo-Hades@reddit
Tbh this looks like barf.
13thmurder@reddit
Why is there ANY flour?
Aside from greasing the pan and seasoning, scrambled eggs have one ingredient. How did you fuck up this bad? You're fired, OP. I don't even employ you but I'm firing you anyway.
Mind_on_Idle@reddit
Cat puked on the toast again
Bash-er33@reddit
Not enough
Joyful_Mine795@reddit
If you threw that onto a school playground, a dog will come out of nowhere and eat it.
ThePhlipidy@reddit
British cuisine right there
mockingbirddude@reddit
I don’t get it. This looks like you’ve already eaten it.
e-Moo23@reddit
Your first mistake was the flour in general
thisismerr@reddit
This must be a troll post
Sailorgirl06@reddit
It looks like ten day old pot scrapings from a coagulated salt beef dinner. If you need some food, I can help you out
Straight_Disaster_56@reddit
You mean throw up, right?
RangeWolf-Alpha@reddit
Is there, is there chunks of meat in it? Is that white bread with mayonnaise? What is happening?
BoxKicker1@reddit
Why add flour? 😳
PrettyDittyDino@reddit
???
Top-Independence-424@reddit
…flour? ☹️
Almighty_Tallness@reddit
Ah too much flour in the scrambled eggs. Understandable...wait. Wait.
Twenty_6_Red@reddit
That doesn't even look like eggs! Why would you add flour to them?
squishy_waifu26@reddit
I have so many questions
Bhaaldukar@reddit
The correct amount of flour is 0.
Caseker@reddit
Is there a correct amount!?
Background-Cookie807@reddit
It's 1:27am here OP and I need to sleep. Tell me why you added flour?
goodguy-dave@reddit
These aren't scrambled eggs. These are ruined eggs.
hannahbtasty@reddit
What the fuck
death_by_chocolate@reddit
I think we need to take the cat to the vet.
CobraClutch84@reddit
WTF???!!
semaro3x@reddit
I won’t be able to sleep until I know why OP added flour to their eggs.
goodguy-dave@reddit
I'm pretty sure that it's because of the sadness.
Crswpg1@reddit
Also, the toast is over done
Eszalesk@reddit
I’d dig
PatientZeropointZero@reddit
What do you mean too much flour? Any flour is WAY TOO MUCH FLOWER in scramble eggs. They aren’t cooking a rue.
Ok_Economy6136@reddit
Flour? Why is flour part of scrambled eggs- I have so many questions and yet I want none of them answered…
ItsBobD@reddit
My dog literally puked that up this morning. I want to know how they got it out of my trash can that quickly.
LAH_yohROHnah@reddit
I’m not trying to hate on you OP, but it takes a special kind of SPECIAL to screw up scrambled eggs. Like that’s about as basic as boiling water lol
Hot_Take_Feels_Hurt@reddit
To me, it looks like runny/extra creamy scrambled eggs (which isn't a bad thing) and bits of chopped up bacon inside it. need more photos before i would call this shitty food porn
giant_spleen_eater@reddit
This is one of the most unhinged things I’ve seen someone do to scrambled eggs.
Bravo.
littletrainthattried@reddit
Flour?!? Just step out of the kitchen, and never go back.
Hanz616@reddit
It’s called scrambled EGGS not scrambled flour and eggs 🤮
NyxNamaste@reddit
Is this barf? Looks like you ate eggs and then barfed.
Det_Popcorn5@reddit
Who the fuck puts flour in scrambled eggs
jsweaty009@reddit
Who the fuck puts flour in scrambled eggs?
Busicut-head-777@reddit
My exact thoughts
itchy-mosquito-bite@reddit
Ugh your chef sucks lol
noblemile@reddit
Compliments to the cat who hurled this up
Akishizuma@reddit
Wait you put flour in scramble eggs? Mind mind has been blown i did not know that
Ok-DrunkAF@reddit
If you want flour in your scrambled eggs, make goddamn pancakes, you crepe...
NormChung77@reddit
Is that supposed to be toast?
enigmaenergy23@reddit
And to make it worse they put it on untoasted buttered bread
abitchwithakeyboard@reddit
This is disgusting
sgt-lawlcats@reddit
That entire plate looks too pale.
googlewh0re@reddit
Who’s adding flour to scrambled eggs
Slightly_Bright@reddit
FLOUR?!
The_AmyrlinSeat@reddit
Tf
BadFont777@reddit
...yes...
^^^what the fuck
FirstAd4000@reddit
Too much, fuckin', hwat now?
BlockOfRawCopper@reddit
Who the fuck puts flour in scrambled eggs?
PeculiarChickenWing@reddit
I think someone wasn't feeling well and let it out on your bread
NotoriousSIG_@reddit
Uhmmm!?
According-Actuary26@reddit
I have so many questions
CHOPPERnasty@reddit
This is a first for me
fmlbabs1925@reddit
Yep, hope you feel better soon
jlander33@reddit
Everyone focused on the flour in eggs, no one mentioning the plain ass not toasted white bread with mayo
AccomplishedBoot442@reddit
That's crazy at least put some ketchup pls
Hermelinmaster@reddit
Last step of recipe should be: "Gently but swiftly push everything in the garbage and eat your toast raw".
Blastcheeze@reddit
Raw toast is just bread.
TheGamerdude535@reddit
who puts flour in scrambled eggs??? Lol I don't get it
StrongAsMeat@reddit
Any flour is too much flour!
SwordTaster@reddit
Why are you adding flour? Scrambled eggs can be just eggs. Eggs and seasonings is my current method. My mother usually went with eggs and milk
eat-skate-masturbate@reddit
What the hell are you talking about
HopefulInstance8@reddit
mvaug007@reddit
Flour?
Scifig23@reddit
Flour? Pancake sandwich?
DustStreet8104@reddit
😔
Lepke2011@reddit
Ew. Why is this a thing.
Buffet Scrambled Eggs Recipe: How to Make It (tasteofhome.com)
brunetteblonde46@reddit
Is that mayo on the bread?
OliveTreesWood@reddit
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLOUR
RickGrimes30@reddit
Any amount of flour is too much flour for scrambled EGGS!!
The ingredients are in the name.. You scramble eggs.. That's it
BensLight@reddit
Was eating and the puking them out part of the recipe?
GregenOfficial@reddit
Looks like canned dog food
jddddggggggg@reddit
One of the few posts on here that i dont think i could eat. What on earth would inspire someone to put flour in eggs
Fabulous-Crew9338@reddit
Too much ricotta cheese?
Advanced-North-6860@reddit
ain’t no way bro
Business_Curve_7281@reddit
No that’s my scrambled eggs that I ate and threw up. Enjoy!
Mageinuxius67@reddit
Who adds any amount of flour to scrambled eggs??? Do you perhaps live in hell???
lobo_locos@reddit
Flour
dooperman1988@reddit
Bro's got a real high sperm count.
piercedmfootonaspike@reddit
People are getting caught up in "flour", which is fair enough, but I'm equally upset by seeing untoasted toast.
PsychologicalNote612@reddit
Thank goodness someone else was thinking this. I thought I was in some kind of weird place where scrambled eggs on raw toast was normal if only the eggs didn't have flour
myinquisitiveself@reddit
mjshep@reddit
This has to be a shock spam bot
Razlaw@reddit
Gruel
LonesomeMelody@reddit
Flour? When you add flour to eggs you are making a cake. So you typically eat batter for breakfast?
CthulhuParty@reddit
scrambled barf
lizard_kibble@reddit
Who puts flour in scrambled eggs????
Infamous_Chapter8585@reddit
What the fuck
uncertainusurper@reddit
Separate_Draft4887@reddit
Flour???
mysteryprickle@reddit
Man alive!
KennywasFez@reddit
Too much WHAT ?!
JayIsNotReal@reddit
What in the United Kingdom am I looking at?
Dry-Adhesiveness2574@reddit
I’ve seen more appetizing dog puke.
ch3rry-b0mbb@reddit
With all due respect that’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen
0ofybuggy@reddit
It looks like someone puked on it and called it a day
Graybeard13@reddit
Flour doesn't belong in scrambeled eggs
Feisty-Clue3482@reddit
This must be British scrambled eggs…
maddyyrtrumcm@reddit
The eggs are bad but what about the untoasted toast??
TooMuchBroccoli@reddit
WTF is that??
SaebraK@reddit
Is this post just poking fun at the butter tacos? I really hope so...
rdldr1@reddit
When you make scrambled eggs, LESS IS MORE.
Sea-Breaz@reddit
The only food I’ve ever seen that would look better as vomit.
HippoSubstantial153@reddit
FLOOOOUURRR?
S1acktide@reddit
This looks identical to my dogs puke I just cleaned up
byyhmz@reddit
Finally some r/shittyfood
Molduking@reddit
Uhhhhhh
warriorgoose77@reddit
Flour?
im-a-goner-@reddit
F L O U R ?
KeshaCow@reddit
Im sorry, FLOUR??
FYM FLOUR
Perfect-Presence-200@reddit
Is that mayo on the bread?
Ok_Marionberry8125@reddit
Flour in scrambled eggs? That’s a first lol
bluedicaa@reddit
Forbidden roux
Vanduul666@reddit
Important_Level_6093@reddit
Why is this so familiar? Wtf is this
SweetTeaRex92@reddit
https://www.google.com/search?q=team%20america%20world%20police&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m
Important_Level_6093@reddit
Omg thank you
_portia_@reddit
This looks like cat barf 😖
DesastreUrbano@reddit
I guess this is the Scrambled Eggs equivalent for r/PizzaCrimes
Seriously wtf? flour? Who told you that?
scienceisrealtho@reddit
As a longtime chef I have to ask… flour???
wontoan87@reddit
You baking scrambled eggs?
Hunter_Kuroba@reddit
What in the ever loving hell.
What recipe told you to use flour? Were you trying to make gravy and scrambled eggs at the same time?
Easy scrambled eggs.
Get a fry pan.
Put a bit of oil and spread it around the pan. Don't over do it with the oil.
Next get your eggs, 2 large should do, but make as many as you like according to how hungry you are and the size of your pan.
Crack the shells and empty the yolk into a bowl. Do your best to not get shell in the bowl.
Now grab a fork or a whisk and whip the eggs until they're nice and just liquid.
Optional add a touch of milk
Next start heating your oiled pan, do not get it too hot before putting the eggs in.
A medium to low heat will do just well.
Grab a spatula and pour your eggs in the pan.
Now we branch in if you want fluffy or creamy scramble.
If you want fluffy, let the eggs cook without disturbing them much, only moving the cooked part out of the way to let the rest of the liquid egg cook. Do this until there is no remaining liquid egg left. It's fairly quick.
If you want creamy, constantly stir the eggs, you'll notice they start to form little beads, keep heat LOW continue to cook all the while stirring them.
You can take off heat once it's at a consistency you prefer.
And please, never use flour in your scrambled eggs again.
JLifts780@reddit
Why would you put flour in scrambled eggs?
KORZILLA-is-me@reddit
I’m sorry… flour?
NectarOfTheBussy@reddit
is this not just rage bait?
Important_Level_6093@reddit
Flour? That's a cake
Illustrious_Emu1508@reddit
💀💀💀
Miltonrupert@reddit
???????????????????
SamuAzura@reddit
Flour? Scrambled eggs don't need flour
nixnaij@reddit
Mmm I love flower in my scrambled eggos.
No_Barracuda_490@reddit
OK that’s tuna and mayo on the bread. You may have asked for eggs, but clearly someone was already making tuna sandwiches.
Accomplished-Plum631@reddit
You don’t add flour
dillhavarti@reddit
there should be no flour in scrambled eggs lol
dirtrow@reddit
Ok_Landscape_181@reddit
Are there eggs under the cat throw up
MistressAnthrope@reddit
Please tell me the flour is in the bread?!
ex-farm-grrrl@reddit
Is there something pink in there, too? What is happening in that kitchen?
leosnose@reddit
How do i report this person?
GilaMonsterJam@reddit
FLOUR? But why?
Waveofspring@reddit
“Here at Bob’s Diner we serve our eggs pre-digested, so your stomach doesn’t have to do much work.”
thatoneboredoperator@reddit
Looks like an attempt at making Rührei...aka Mennonite Scrambled Eggs
BeefInBlackBeanSauce@reddit
Omg this honestly made me gag 🤣 this is the worst thing I've ever seen on this sub. Yuck lol it looks like puke on toast.
Dry_Machine163@reddit
Any flour is too much flour. Who puts flour in scrambled eggs?
ChumpNicholson@reddit
SOS
thelastdinosaur55@reddit
Who made these?
MentionFew1648@reddit
That’s egg gravy
MelaninLaDonna@reddit
Flour for what???
GrackleSnackle@reddit
Are we sure this isn’t cat puke???
Disastrous_Soup_7137@reddit
Did you puke on the bread?
keIIzzz@reddit
That looks like vomit
iGotBuffalo66onDvD@reddit
All you need is eggs n butter… fluff city
ThrowRASassySurprise@reddit
WTAF IS THAT??
DameDoe@reddit
So WWII had 'Shit on a Shingle', and 2024 has evolved to 'Vomirhea on a Shingle'?
Clean_Citron_8278@reddit
Umm, I thought it was Tuna or chicken salad. Flour in scrambled eggs? Wtaf is going on?
Chiefpigloo@reddit
"All purpose flour" doesn't mean for ALL purposes
unemotional_mess@reddit
OP, I must demand you divulge exactly where you got the idea to add flour to scrambled eggs from? A serious crime has been committed
Drink_More_Water__@reddit
Why flour? Where you're from?
maxru85@reddit
From scrambled country
Ok-Veterinarian8846@reddit
I wish I could give you an award for that joke
bilnayE@reddit
You need to use self rising flour. Everyone knows to use self rising flour when cooking eggs. Its basic egg science
hideNseekKatt@reddit
I know sometimes places like IHOP will put a small amount of pancake mix in an omelet to make them a little more fluffy but I have never heard of putting flower in scrambled eggs.
Crimsonclaw111@reddit
Never cook again, flour does not go in scrambled eggs
an_odd_child@reddit
Oh hell no
FetusDominus@reddit
VLURP!!
ultra-bot@reddit
it looks like vomit, why’d you add flour to eggs???
Sprizys@reddit
Flour??
WolfDonut3@reddit
Too much puke also
Ok_Wasabi_9512@reddit
I thought it was some kind of tuna , but eggs? Flour? I don't understand.
MMarx66@reddit
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Hermelinmaster@reddit
Reading is not the problem. Not having two glass eyes is the biggest of them if you are not OP.
Tennents_N_Grouse@reddit
WHY WOULD YOU PUT FLOUR IN SCRAMBLED EGGS???
Hermelinmaster@reddit
There is only one reason to use flour in scrambled eggs. If you use brain instead of egg and it is your own. My grandma used some pinches of flour for omelettes, but she refused to acknowledge that it is by then basically a salty pancake (crèpe).
Weed-breather@reddit
Classic signs of too much flour.
1nternetTr011@reddit
what psychopath puts flour in scrambled eggs.
Rhodin265@reddit
Eggs and flour? Did you just really mess up making pancakes or something?
AtmosSpheric@reddit
…flour???
elijahh89@reddit
Wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy
kortiz46@reddit
Why
Other-Negotiation328@reddit
Mark me down in the "wtf u using flour for" category as well please.
lasonna51980@reddit
OP you have to talk about the addition of flour
LauraPa1mer@reddit
This is disgusting
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