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How does one "eat like a Brit"?

Posted by froggieboop@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 387 comments

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What is your town's biggest scandal?

Posted by Londunnit@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 365 comments

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Half the town council attending a Christmas Eve gathering at a local public house, whose licensee was the town Major (or former major, can't remember). Who was also in attendance. During COVID.

Any ideas why door knockers came looking for Spanish people?!

Posted by plant-cell-sandwich@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 133 comments

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People who go around knocking on doors do not give a shit about your little "no soliciting" sign. All you've done is waste money buying it, effort putting it up and made your arm tired pointing at it.

Do you have to be an alcoholic to be sober?

Posted by Indigo-Waterfall@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 320 comments

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"I've retired".

Would you support banning Balaclavas/any face covering in public places?

Posted by SlightlyMithed123@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 112 comments

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I was reading about a crime in the newspaper the other day, and the crime man was wearing shoes, should we be looking to ban shoes, OP?

Argos - the UK’s closest equivalent to Amazon. Why haven’t they challenged Amazon prime?

Posted by wigl301@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 719 comments

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Amazon have fulfilment centres bigger than the town your local Argos is in.

It's Februray still, 12ºC in the shade, and the sun is shining; would a middle-aged bloke be judged for wearing shorts outside today?

Posted by sgwennog@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 44 comments

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I don't think I would care. Hope that helps.

What advert makes you think ‘I’m never purchasing from that company on the basis the advert is so annoying’?

Posted by Signal-Ad2674@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1589 comments

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Wouldn't Paddy McGuiness say booking more like puking?

Have you kept all your dvds and CDs?

Posted by free-and-easy-81@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 246 comments

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Still buy new CDs, never really got into collected DVDs.

What’s your favourite ‘generic’ beer?

Posted by Doomergeneration@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 282 comments

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They all used to be the cheap cans of piss you could get at the local shop for £1 a tin. Crazy prices these days.

What do you wish you did and what do you wish you didn’t ?

Posted by Awkward_Fig_5846@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 219 comments

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I wish I had learned a trade rather than going to college and doing 3 bullshit A levels that I did nothing with. I wish I hadn't stopped playing Cricket, I was quite good and played for my County as a kid.

How should I spend my birthday alone?

Posted by Bobby_114@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 46 comments

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What do you like doing? Do that.

How UK people so funny?

Posted by chilfofGod@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 600 comments

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That's it! UK people are so funny because they are funny!!

How UK people so funny?

Posted by chilfofGod@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 600 comments

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When I watch a tv programme or film and hear an obviously not British person do a "British Accent" it sounds really funny, so perhaps it's the "accent"?

From an Australian supermarket - what UK food should I try? (Pt1)

Posted by Time_Pressure9519@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 719 comments

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Coleman's mustard, spread it on your toast like Vegemite.

Do you remember any hymns or songs from school?

Posted by Equivalent_Ask_1416@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 266 comments

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I've often wondered if this song existed only in my own mind, so I am glad to see someone else mention it! Litter on the pavement, something something street??

Why doesn't the UK have a problem with Meth?

Posted by hooooola7@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 706 comments

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Because we prefer crack.

Damaged fire door, how to proceed?

Posted by KermitsPuckeredAnus2@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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Why did you and your store director carve "COCKS" into the door in the first place?

Why does ITVX premium still have Ads?

Posted by Bradz147111@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 42 comments

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The screen after you click play on ITVX says exactly the same thing, too!

What cut of meat for a Sunday roast?

Posted by seppukucoconuts@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 33 comments

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Topside corner cut.

How often do you eat fish and chips?

Posted by HailGoodFellow@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 274 comments

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Every Friday, although sometimes I have battered sausages instead to mix things up.

What is the credibility of The Telegraph in the UK?

Posted by wairdone@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 326 comments

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Commonly referred to as "The Torygraph." Make of that what you will.

When does Christmas end for you ?

Posted by YodasGoldfish@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 406 comments

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When the twelve drummers stop drumming.

Are you glad to see the humbling of Tyson Fury?

Posted by HallowedAndHarrowed@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 493 comments

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Couldn't give a shit, I'm afraid.

What words do you struggle to pronounce?

Posted by Tylidia@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 692 comments

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Squirrel. I can just about manage a 'skwurl' or something like that.

Who else feels better in winter?

Posted by VickyAlberts@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 126 comments

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I definitely prefer Autumn / Winter time. I feel just as shit all year round, though, should probably try to do something about that, eh?

What are your general thoughts on National Express?

Posted by 4130life@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 128 comments

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Were you expecting a bus journey to be as fast as a train?

How good are you at remembering things?

Posted by gemmanotwithaj@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 73 comments

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After many years of medication to control trigeminal neuralgia, I can't remember shit.

Is not sleeping a good reason to call in?

Posted by Bualls50@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 200 comments

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I always thought that the HGV business made a huge deal of strictly controlling driving hours, so their drivers don't fall asleep at the wheel and take out a bus full of primary school children on the way to the swimming pool? Why make excuses?

How many sausages is 'about right'?

Posted by mjoda85@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1367 comments

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Pigs in blankets at Christmas, ten.

So /AskUK, when does Christmas time start for you?

Posted by jrjreeves@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 142 comments

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Christmas Eve.

Do you leave home without your wallet?

Posted by limboxd@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 211 comments

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Yes. And my phone most of the time too!

Why has the temperature risen so much lately?

Posted by Cool_Sympathy_6824@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 97 comments

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Big if true.

1 litre of fuel (?petrol ?diesel): How do I get rid of it?

Posted by charlitwist@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 316 comments

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I tried to do the right thing, but it was too hard, so I dumped the lot in my neighbour's Koi pond.

What question/mystery do you want answered before you pass?

Posted by Ok-Scale9331@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 520 comments

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Got to be what happened to are Maddy, surely???

People who do not have a lie-in on Sunday, how has your morning been?

Posted by pajamakitten@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 232 comments

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Exactly the same as every other morning, really.

Are there any subtle cultural etiquettes in the UK that foreigners might miss?

Posted by Swimming_Buy3772@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1334 comments

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Having to answer the same questions over and over again is a bit of a bore.

How are we doing in the anticyclonic gloom that’s firmly seated over most of the UK?

Posted by Youtalkingtomyboobs@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 92 comments

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I am wondering if the lack of sunlight is what has caused my weather station to stop working. The sensor from outside beaming in to the base station indoors is battery powered, but the instrument unit itself is solar-powered, and it ain't working. Otherwise, eh, haven't really noticed.