Three men died and went to heaven. God asks them how they died.

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The first man said: "I was at work when my neighbor called me and told me he saw my wife entering our apartment with a stranger. I immediately rushed back to my apartment, but I couldn't find anyone there other than my wife. It got me so mad that I took our fridge and I threw it out of the window. As soon as I did that I got a heart attack and I died". God asked the second man how he died. The man said "I was at home when I noticed that it was a great weather today. It was warm outside, no clouds visible on the sky. It was truly a beautiful day, so I decided to take my dog for a walk. We were walking like that when I saw a weird shadow on the ground. I looked up and I saw a fridge falling from the sky on me". God then asked the third man how he died. The man said "Well, I was peacefully sitting in a fridge...".