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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday

Posted by Rollerama99@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments

He said it was the most violent book he’d ever read

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Familiar_Pick_6956@reddit

Was it a book about Cheeses Christ, our grate lord and savior?
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Competitive-Fox706@reddit

You pray to him in queso emergency
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SeanMacLeod1138@reddit

Didn't Cheesus invent that really porous cloth?
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TinyNiceWolf@reddit

You mean the Shroud of Cooking?
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unapposeddragon@reddit

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? She tried to read the waffle iron.
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FooBangPop@reddit

Stevie Wonder was swinging his guide dog around a shop smashing shit, the sales rep asked if he could help. Stevie sad 'all good man, just lookin' around'
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SeanMacLeod1138@reddit

Swinging his *dog* around!? That's abuse of a service animal, yo.....
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No-Raisin-6469@reddit

Why was helen kellers dress yellow?
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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

Stevie mom used to shift the furniture around to punish him ....
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1Iwolf@reddit

It would work better if you said it was the most painful book
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thegreatprawn@reddit

He read it upside down, the difficulty in reading is understandable
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