What do herpes and the Rolling Stones have in common?

Posted by tads73@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 17 comments

They both go away for a while, bit always end up coming back.

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SpringyardS@reddit

They have been in a lot of vaginas.

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Binary-Division@reddit

You don't want either in your wife's knickers

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Bahamut_19@reddit

Slightly unrelated, but I once named a wart Mick Jagger

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Future_Maybe9394@reddit

Wild horses can’t keep them away

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Buntschatten@reddit

Mick Jagger

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intheknow1@reddit

Hilarious

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intheknow1@reddit

Both herpes and The Rolling Stones have been around for decades and are still going strong despite occasional controversies.

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DatRatDo@reddit

If you start them up, they’ll never stop.

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BrawNeep@reddit

They’ve been running hot

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BrawNeep@reddit

Real correct answer

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VirtualTour1036@reddit

Mick with a broken dick stick

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VirtualTour1036@reddit

Broken dick stick Mick

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Fabulous_Space_9612@reddit

Can't get no satisfaction.

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shindleria@reddit

She’s So Cold Sore

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butrosfeldo@reddit

Can’t get rid of them

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Punkeewalla@reddit

They last forever.

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picado@reddit

After fucking thousands of anonymous groupies the Rolling Stones are statistically certain to all have herpes?