Much preferable to have that pushed in than a forgotten tampon, which evidently happens more often than I was aware. Many stories of I forgot to take it out and like a muzzle loader his ram rod loaded it into the cervix.

I mean with the stool one, you help the girl out if she tends to be constipated (if you date the girls who like Fent pressed bars you know, the Lil Peep fans) and at worse she can always operate an emergency Dirty Sanchez to clean you up and give herself a Frida Kahlo.

Reminds me of a real story from a friend. How via tinder he was kindly giving this lass oral and all of a sudden felt something hard left in his mouth. He got up casually, spit it into her sink, came back and resumed like a champ.

And when that is all said and done she has the gall to say "Ya know, that was very rude."

What, is he supposed to swallow what he said tasted eggy? Idk how you leave discharge that has hardened into balls before intercourse. At least pick it like you pick your nose.

To give you a picture of the girl, once the clothes came off her stomach binder was revealed, what would also come off and let out all that compressed fat. Hey, no hate to those who wear them... I just don't see the point in having on on for someone you are prepared to get nude for.