My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.

They're his watch dogs.

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Named my dog Stains

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Named mine 200 degrees.

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So it’s an up dog?

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I think your Uncles my neighbor. Can you tell that asshole to stop winding them up every morning?

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And here I was, thinking you were gonna tell us they were Clocker Spaniels

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My was pulling his boxers off last night . He proper spoils those dogs

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r/ihadastroke

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I would too if I had those boxers

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Saw that one on tick tock ouch

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He had to give them a bath because they kept tick-ing

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It's OK just to let the original joke be the joke

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