Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Posted by Fuma4fun@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments Summer wasn't too bad either.
[-] Make_the_music_stop@reddit Who said “Go ahead, make my day"? Dirty Harry Who said "I'll be back"? Terminator Who said "Don't push me man, just don't fucking push me"? Humpty Dumpty Reply Submit [-] Tigeraqua8@reddit Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge. It’s like a jungle sometimes Reply Submit
[-] Tigeraqua8@reddit Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge. It’s like a jungle sometimes Reply Submit
[-] Sir_Clicks_a_Lot@reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/WholesomeComics/comments/9rvymz/humpty_dumpty_had_a_great_fall/ Reply Submit
[-] jeremybennett@reddit All the king's horses and all the king's men Had scrambled egg for breakfast again. Reply Submit [-] SolAggressive@reddit Where in the rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is even an egg, tho? Reply Submit [-] tinfoilknight@reddit https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/humpty-dumpty/ Reply Submit [-] SolAggressive@reddit Learned something new today. :) Reply Submit [-] The_Amazing_Emu@reddit It doesn’t (pet peeve of mine too). That being said, maybe it’s a coincidence that they all had scrambled eggs for breakfast. Reply Submit [-] Inevitable-Match591@reddit They failed to stop the flooding, they failed to find the grail! Talisien, old friend of mine, sing my song Reply Submit
[-] SolAggressive@reddit Where in the rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is even an egg, tho? Reply Submit [-] tinfoilknight@reddit https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/humpty-dumpty/ Reply Submit [-] SolAggressive@reddit Learned something new today. :) Reply Submit [-] The_Amazing_Emu@reddit It doesn’t (pet peeve of mine too). That being said, maybe it’s a coincidence that they all had scrambled eggs for breakfast. Reply Submit
[-] tinfoilknight@reddit https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/humpty-dumpty/ Reply Submit [-] SolAggressive@reddit Learned something new today. :) Reply Submit
[-] The_Amazing_Emu@reddit It doesn’t (pet peeve of mine too). That being said, maybe it’s a coincidence that they all had scrambled eggs for breakfast. Reply Submit
[-] Inevitable-Match591@reddit They failed to stop the flooding, they failed to find the grail! Talisien, old friend of mine, sing my song Reply Submit
[-] laladonga@reddit Funny they asked the horses first to put him together. Then the men must haven gone like, no fuck this shit. Reply Submit
[-] GimmieDaRibs@reddit All the king’s horses and all the king’s men asked, is it really our job to put his ass back together again?” Reply Submit
[-] ZakalEstim@reddit Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. I didn't know eggs could climb at all. He fell and brole. And that's no joke. An egg's not a rubber ball. Reply Submit
[-] Lime130@reddit All the king's horses and all the king's men, gangbanged him so he could never walk again. Reply Submit [-] Unique-flowerlady420@reddit Bwahahahahhahahaha Reply Submit
[-] plateau1999@reddit Donaldy Trumpty tried to build a wall.Donaldy Trumpty lost in the fall.All the supporters who said he did win Could not put our nation together again. Reply Submit
[-] zeez1011@reddit All the king's horses and all the king's mean wouldn't be able to put my brain together again after reading that. Reply Submit
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