The old farmer and the agricultural pilot

(one of my favorite jokes, attributed to, I believe, György Moldova) For a long time, the old farmer's been nagging the agricultural pilot working in the area to take him up with him for a flight for once. The pilot finally has enough and says: "Fine, take a seat, Uncle András, I'll try to make the trip memorable for you." The farmer straps himself in, up in the air the pilot immediately makes a sharp turn, and Uncle András nods: "Well, yes, that's what I thought." The pilot is a bit surprised (is he being made fun of?), but continues with the flight. He takes the plane into a "corkscrew", then suddenly picks it up, the seat gets hot under the passenger, but he just shrugs it off jovially: "Well, yes, that's what I thought." The pilot's goes a bit crazy, he's doing all sorts of crazy maneuvers, shaking the plane left and right, and finally turns the plane upside down. The old man clears his throat, but only says: "Well, I wouldn't have thought of that!" Satisfied, the pilot puts the plane down, but he can't help himself; he asks the old farmer: "Say, Uncle András, what was all that "that's what I thought, I wouldn't have thought" stuff?" "Well, you see, I fully expected to piss myself out of fear. I also thought that I might shit myself. But that all of it would be pouring down my neck...Well, I wouldn't have thought of that..."