King Arthur introduces a visitor to his warriors...

Posted by Good_Ad_1386@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 73 comments

"This is the brave Sir Lancelot, and on my left, the bold Sir Gawain. On the far side of the Round table are handsome Sir Galahad, the fierce Sir Sagramore and the famous Sir Eve..." "Wait, what? Sir Eve? Famous?! " "Well, surely you have heard about the Knight Before Christmas?"

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

I remember spending time drinking away ..... All those wasted knights

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Wide_Ad5549@reddit

There's one Knight that only gets a call if they're trying to fill all the seats at the round table . . . Sir Plus.

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

His fattest Knight , Sir cumferance

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Cwallace98@reddit

And behind sir cumferance, as always, is Sir Mcsalot.

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SkullFumbler@reddit

Peeled back from the rest of the group is the Orthodox knight, Sir Cumcision

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Icy_Sector3183@reddit

And Sir Pryce the Unwary

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Stringy63@reddit

And the winner of the all knight buffet competition, the last knight standing, Sir Vivor.

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Icy_Sector3183@reddit

He only won because Sir Ender tapped out.

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Stringy63@reddit

That really upset Sir Lee

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

Sir Cum fortab lee , ....

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OutlandishnessOk8356@reddit

It's still a mystery how he beat Sir Mount

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Yrudone1@reddit

He cheated and made a deal with Sir Pent. What a snake

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melikeybouncy@reddit

No, he had some timely assistance from Sir Endipitous

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OutrageousOnions@reddit

Let's ask Sir Mise, he's good at figuring things out!

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OutlandishnessOk8356@reddit

He works with Sir Tainty right?

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daniel_redstone@reddit

It sounds to me like to need to ask the spy, sir Valence

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OutrageousOnions@reddit

He has a younger protege, Sir Eptitiously

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OutlandishnessOk8356@reddit

No Sir Crets safe!

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simon_jack@reddit

Who was not the only untrustworthy one present, as Sir Spicious had just joined the gathering.

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Puzzleheaded_Quiet70@reddit

Not present, Sir Cumnavigate

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ChefAtRandom@reddit

Table be round!

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Cwallace98@reddit

Nice

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shapednoise@reddit

Boom‼️☑️

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RutCry@reddit

Sir Han Sir Han, the repetitive assassin.

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coffeetbl@reddit

You’re telling me his first name is Cum?

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Eastern-Function-541@reddit

or his most famous bug lover, sir cumsforants

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iamdecal@reddit

The one in charge of electrical safety Sir Kit Breaker

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luc_666_dws@reddit

Sir eatsalot!

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happycamperii@reddit

The knight who is always so sure, Sir Tain.

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360walkaway@reddit

I rolled my eyes involuntarily... good dad joke

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Commercial-Art-1165@reddit

The knight with the Go Pro can is Sir Fur

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Commercial-Art-1165@reddit

Not many will get it.. but upvote if you do..Gujarati knight- Sir Us

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jsmith02852@reddit

The three headed knight that guards the underworld, Sir Berus

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CaptDadmerica@reddit

The biggest drinker: Sir Osis of Liver.

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a11_fa11_d0wn@reddit

The tried hard to get him to quit. They asked a knight to watch over all the alcohol. Sir Tanly, accepted the request with no hesitation. The situation doesn’t seem to have improved, though.

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darthurface@reddit

The knight who just won't die... Sir Vyvin

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Lincoln_Parker@reddit

RIP Runescape!

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darthurface@reddit

RIP!? I'm literally playing OSRS right now

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a11_fa11_d0wn@reddit

Playing OSRS and being unalive are synonymous

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Stringy63@reddit

The Knight who chronicled the round table tales in jizz, Sir Cum Scribe

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gangawalla@reddit

Also, lest we forget, the knight who covered the round table in ejaculant, Sir Cumference

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whyamihere999@reddit

Isn't he the knight who lasted the longest without cumming, hence he was asked, Sir, cum for once!

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Senjen95@reddit

The knight who brings the others' coffee and does their laundry, Sir Vant

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DeaconBrad42@reddit

The Knight who sounds makes him sound tough but always instantly gives up every fight: Sir Ender.

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fnuggles@reddit

That vile snake, Sir Pentine

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Longshot1969@reddit

The knight that is a severe alcoholic Sir Osis

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xenchik@reddit

The most generous knight, Sir Plus

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gangawalla@reddit

Liver-bellied knight called Sir Ossis.

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willowelle14@reddit

Not forgetting the oft-bemoaned medic-knight, Sir Pository

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henry_canabanana@reddit

The Knight that watches you Sir Valence

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manuyzmani@reddit

Afaik, it was the oldest Knight Club!

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TheVyper3377@reddit

The unexpected knight, Sir Prize.

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Upbeat-Judgment-1457@reddit

That jittery fellow is Duke O'Kane

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HeathersZen@reddit

I believe you’re referring to Sir Twas? That’s the Knight before Christmas.

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compuwiza1@reddit

Ni!

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loregorebore@reddit

The calmest of knight, Sir Rene

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FarkleSpart@reddit

And the drunkard, Sir Rhocis of Liver

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eatabean@reddit

And the class clown, Sir Cus .

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MinFootspace@reddit

Not my monk, eh, not my Sir, cus!

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MinFootspace@reddit

How do you prevent a knight from talking? Make a hole in it. Holey knight = Silence knight.

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Comfortable-Dish1236@reddit

But never place thy full trust in Sir Cumspect! Or his kin, Sir Uppticious.

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okay_computer7@reddit

The knight who's in the right place at the right time: Sir Endipity

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lucky_monk@reddit

Inspiration for the round table, Sir Cole.

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malthar76@reddit

Our most confident knight Sir Tantee.

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ztreHdrahciR@reddit

Ector Gawain and Bors. That's five. Three sir!!

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Roku-Hanmar@reddit

The snake, Sir Pent

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Familiar_Pick_6956@reddit

The Knight of the Lion King, Sir Kulovlife

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Eickheister@reddit

The jewish Knight Sir Cumcision

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Mot_the_evil_one@reddit

Don't forget the table's famous drunk: Sir Hosis of Liver.

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REDGOESFASTAH@reddit

The knight of spice Sir acchahotsauce

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Punkeewalla@reddit

Sir Loin of Beef

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Witty-Cartographer@reddit

The bizarre knight: Sir Eel.

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Maple-Syrup-Bandit@reddit

The knight everyone turns to when horny… SirCumVent

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