A refugee crosses the US border and tells the first Border Patrol agent they see, "I want political asylum."

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The Border Patrol puts the refugee in his vehicle and drives them all the way to Washington, D.C., stopping at the corner of First Street and East Capitol Street. "Here you are," says the Border Patrol agent, pointing at the US Capitol building. "The greatest political asylum in the world."