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Oscar Pistorius was granted parole —10 years after killing his girlfriend. I was shocked.

Posted by porichoygupto@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments

I didn’t think ….he had a leg to stand on.

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tricera911@reddit

He was Pist, so they released him.
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wamayall@reddit

Are you pulling my leg? They cut his sentence in half! Once he is out everyone will look down on him, I hope he doesn’t run off with Eileen!
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regrettablyold@reddit

I heard he left prison with a spring in his step. (Sorry)
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iandoug@reddit

Only next year.
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regrettablyold@reddit

Very good. Took me a minute.
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Unhappy-Procedure746@reddit

The prosecutor should have put his foot down against that.
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MakionGarvinus@reddit

One ot two feet?
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confirmd_am_engineer@reddit

Roses are red Violets are glorious Never sneak up On Oscar Pistorius
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MissCarriage-a@reddit

He got out because he said he was wheely sorry
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ShadowDV@reddit

He wasn’t sure he would be granted parole, but he took a shot in the dark.
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Intelligent-Deal-586@reddit

Haha he's only got one leg.
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OctaneTroopers@reddit

He wanted to buy a new bathroom door but she was dead against it.
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Putrid-Redditality-1@reddit

I was sure he would bounce
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Jenkins64@reddit

I'm Pistoff
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Possible-Ad-2682@reddit

I thought surely he's not going to .... Yes, he went there.
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CatherinePiedi@reddit

Happy cake day!
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JJJVet@reddit

After jail, craving for a burger, went straight to IHop
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Different-Ad-7649@reddit

What’s with the “shocked”? I thought she was shot .
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nosniviling@reddit

He wanted a new bathroom door, but she was dead against it
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OzTm@reddit

Jesus that’s so wrong, but I must admit I chuckled
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Normanisanisland@reddit

I heard he killed her because she was lack toes intolerant
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SilverBraids@reddit

Po Lil Tink-Tink
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FennyRocco@reddit

I came here to make this comment, but knew in my heart it had already been said.
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TheLaffGaff@reddit

He's going to be footloose and fancy free.
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No-Obligation8459@reddit

Apparently he has been drunk 24/7 whilst in jail. Constantly legless.
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No-Obligation8459@reddit

His defense team are really going out on a limb to get this guy out of prison.
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Howmuchforthecat420@reddit

Quite the feet.
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NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit

Don't they fear he'll do a runner?
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JADW27@reddit

Good joke, but WTF? How has it been 10 years already?!?
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_Dannyboy_@reddit

Surprising that they let him walk.
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BeneficialExpert6524@reddit

Hope they sent his legs out for scrap metal. Roll home murderer
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chauhans55@reddit

Even his sentence couldn't keep up with him in the long run!
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brutecookie5@reddit

Why they released him has me stumped....
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evrazsucks@reddit

Maybe they took his legs away and he is in home detention?
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reddumbs@reddit

Timely joke.
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KinkyMinks@reddit

And the worst Oscar award goes to reva steinkamp
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Pkrudeboy@reddit

Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
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Melodic-Lawyer4152@reddit

Knock knock. Who's there? BANG! Oscar.
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