Genie jokes never gets old

A man stumbles upon a genie in the desert. The genie pops up and says, "Congratulations, you may now request 2 wishes." Feeling confused, the man asks, "Why isn't it 3 wishes? Isn't it always 3?" The genie tells the man to look in his pants. After a few seconds of amazement by the man, the genie explains, "Listen, kid, I've been doing this a long time."