There's a man with a giant peach for a head at the side of the road...

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A man walks up to him and asks:

“Why do you have a giant peach as a head?”

The peach man replies,

“Funny story actually. I found a genie who gave me 3 wishes.

My first wish was to be rich, then a man came up to me and handed me a briefcase with millions of dollars.

My second wish was to be wed the most attractive woman. Not long after, Mila Kunis ran up to me and we got married.

My third wish was to have a giant peach as a head.

(Credit: Matthew Perry)