Two nuns in a bath...
Posted by Captain_Compost@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments
The first nun asks the other "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "It does, doesn't it?"
Edit: Punctuation
Posted by Captain_Compost@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments
The first nun asks the other "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "It does, doesn't it?"
Edit: Punctuation
smilingfreak@reddit
It's a masturbation joke. The second nun thinks the first one says 'Wear's the soap,' as in wearing down the bar of soap through copious masturbating.
Un-Prophete@reddit
Oh christ, thanks, I read that joke twelve times and couldn't see it. That's some quaint humour isn't it, from a different time
sick_of-it-all@reddit
2 nuns were riding their bikes down a cobblestone road. The first nun looks around and says “You know, I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun says “It’s the cobblestones.”
Granas3@reddit
This is way better
PurplePineapplePJs@reddit
Anyone else coming here for an explanation after hearing half this joke on Black Summer?
Brave_Musician9094@reddit
Vicar of Dibley for me 😂
IllustriousGround662@reddit
And me! 😂
TamaktiJunVision@reddit
Ayo
framedthought@reddit
Me too.
According-Air6435@reddit
Lol yeah me too, can't believe I'm commenting on an 11 year old post
SeanJones85@reddit
13 years now haha
DayOk437@reddit
Me three
Secret_Society2118@reddit
lol legit a week after you😂
Bunnywithanaxe@reddit
… and a month later… 😁
Lazareal@reddit
Heard the first sentence in Still Game, Scottish TV show
Jayvyn_mason@reddit
“Your face is long”
sick_of-it-all@reddit
Heard the first sentence on Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant, and Karl Pilkington’s old XFM London radio show. Series 1, Episode 18 to be precise.
Lumberfootz@reddit
and 10 months later, also from black summer lol
llama_dyslexic@reddit
A year later, here i am
Remarkable_Ad5011@reddit
Yup. Guilty as charged. But wasn’t very funny IMO.
AffectionateClass819@reddit
stolen from vicar of dibley 1; 5?
mymyreally@reddit
eh?
Captain_Compost@reddit (OP)
The nun is using soap to feed the bearded clam, which wears the soap down.
Robojobo27@reddit
I’d just like you to know that I lol’d at your 13 year old comment.
Bunnywithanaxe@reddit
I hope you realize what an amazing talent you have.
AffectionateClass819@reddit
he insists on beavering away at it, the twat.. but im sure you could look up vaious terms for it
TyrantDragon19@reddit
Beautiful euphemisms
Aeropsia42@reddit
My problem with this joke and probably the reason I didn't get it is... who on earth would ever masturbate with soap? It would certainly dry you out and cause a rash.
floresflores77@reddit
joke written by a man
BMGRAHAM@reddit
I first heard this more than 50 years ago.
EternityOnDemand@reddit
Dumb joke.
furn_ell@reddit
You misspelled ‘brilliant’
superchiropteran@reddit
u/Captain_Compost, can you explain this one to me?
FullUnit5491@reddit
Little late, don’t ya think?
fourtyonexx@reddit
It does, doesn’t it?