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What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

Posted by TheGooOnTheFloor@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments

He gets taller.

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Iron_Prick@reddit

He'd be honest with women for the next 4 hours. Body language anyways.
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SpareMind@reddit

He gets chocked by tie.
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Vordeo@reddit

I was expecting 'justice boners.'
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FeedMeRibs@reddit

His neck gets stiff.
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the_arentino@reddit

Bailiff yells "All rise"...
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pappy413@reddit

He sticks up for everyone.
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Gloomy-Swordfish1905@reddit

He gets a stiff neck.
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wiremupi@reddit

He starts looking for more people to screw.
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ARobertNotABob@reddit

His customers get a new version of stiffed.
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Cosmo1222@reddit

He gets a second method of stiffing his clients.
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Waitsfornoone@reddit

His pro-boner work gets easier.
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backMaul514@reddit

Its funny because Donald is a giant Dick.
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Waitsfornoone@reddit

... and you are a misprogrammed Bot.
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Miss_Speller@reddit

He starts filling out his briefs.
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Western-Image7125@reddit

I thought the answer is “he starts to speak hard truths”. Like that other joke I just saw here
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HotMessMagnet@reddit

He can then represent hardened criminals.
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reflexlyFrench13@reddit

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Punkeewalla@reddit

Stsnds up in front of the judge?
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