An obese man is standing naked in front of his doctor.

Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments

The doctor says, "I'm sure you are aware that you have a serious weight problem. The man says, "Doc, I know. I haven't seen my dick in 3 years." The doctor asks, "Then why don't you diet?" And the fat man says, "Why? What color is it now?"

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comicwarier@reddit

Fat and obese are such ugly words. I have a new classification which I am trying to propagate Stage 1 CSB - can't see balls. Stage 2 CSD - can't see dick Stage 3 CSK - can't see knees Stage 4 CST - can't see toes Please spread the message.

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TheJacksquatch1992@reddit

Stage 5 - can't see the girl/guy/person sucking dick...

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cikanman@reddit

If you think CST is after CSD. I think you have other issues.

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TimotheeOaks@reddit

Woman automaticalle skip to CSK3

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RoboticGreg@reddit

Seriously? Go FUCK yourself

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comicwarier@reddit

? ? ? . What's up Greg. This is a joke sub. Why so angry ?

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RoboticGreg@reddit

This is a joke sub. Some people choose to make jokes that make fun of entire categories of people (like fat or obese people). Many people, like yourself think they are funny, and many people think they are offensive. Some of those people chime in and let the voice of "I think you are an asshole for choosing to get joy of a condition people find painful and shameful" and I get to express that on this platform in conjunction with all the other voices. So I did.

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comicwarier@reddit

Fair enough. Have struggled with weight all my life and have found that joking about it makes the burden easier. Might be defense mechanism but it works for me. But I can see you point of view. Take care.

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Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)

Stage 5 CST - can't see shit (late-stage diabetes).

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StatisticianFalse911@reddit

TIL "shit" begins with the letter "t"

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shlmgbr@reddit

Tshit

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Sour_Cream_Sniffer@reddit

That's some real BT

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Sir_Loin_Cloth@reddit

That's a bunch of bulltshit.

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hexadumo@reddit

You got me. Take your upvote.

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Used-macbook@reddit

Stage 6 CSA-- can't see anything

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ConversationActual45@reddit

Stage 7 CS:GO

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rogerdanafox@reddit

Stage 8: excuse me I gotta take a shit

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hot_ho11ow_point@reddit

CS2 now

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molehillmini@reddit

Do you mean GONE!?

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Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)

WAY better. Touché!

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sonofaresiii@reddit

Did you fuck up the letters or am I missing the joke?

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cosimonh@reddit

Long term diabetes can cause blindness (diabetic retinopathy)

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EtherealPheonix@reddit

The confusion is over how t stands for shit

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Oldgatorwrestler@reddit

Take my upvote, you beautiful bastard!

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molehillmini@reddit

Yes!!!

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Joddodd@reddit

I much prefer horizontally challenged...

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Left-handedbear@reddit

I've always like "gravitationally effective"

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NoodlesRomanoff@reddit

I’m not overweight. I’m under tall.

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Ok_Caregiver_9585@reddit

Actually horizontally accomplished.

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FrenTimesTwo@reddit

Can’t see the point

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SayYesToPenguins@reddit

Stage 5 CSW - getting a blowjob, but can't see from whom

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MikeTheBard@reddit

My dick is so big the tip has only seen my balls in pictures.

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Antuhsa@reddit

But what if you're a woman? Are we standard in stage 2?

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cherryhilljawnz@reddit

I think for people without male genitalia would be something like CGD (can't get dick)

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das1000k@reddit

I laughed harder than is PC.

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Clearhead09@reddit

All women "oh no, I'm already at stage 2"

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Spocks-Nephew@reddit

I have CSG- can’t see ground.

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Square-Squash5817@reddit

…boosh it…

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TheTalkingMagpie@reddit

He has dickie doo disease, where his belly sticks out further than his dickie doo!

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labrador2020@reddit

Wait, the joke has the following: obese man, dumb (per the question he asked), can’t see his dick and he is aware of dyes….. Is the man’s hair orange and does he exaggerate everything? I think I know who this patient is!!