A husband tells his blonde wife "you can protect your phone from spying if you put it in the microwave oven"

his Blonde wife replied "High or Low setting?"

-original

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I mean it is original, but if I were you I would still try to blame it on someone else.

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for an apple you should slice it, put it in a bowl with water, sugar, cinnamon and microwave on high for 2 to 4 minutes

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Will it work for apple earbuds too -- and will they sprout in your ear?

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Just don’t swallow them. You never know what might grow.