What do wives and swimming pools have in common?

They are both expensive to maintain, considering how little time you spend in them.

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I dunno.

Mine's just always incredibly wet

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What about the wife?

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A lot of work to own but fun to take a dip in someone else's?

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The real joke is always in the comments

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Ah yes; the comment about the real joke always being in the comments is always in the comments.

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Yeah I had to!

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I can hold my breath long enough to hang out at the bottom.

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This is the most boomer of boomerest jokes I have seen here in a while.

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Right? I didn't know Reddit existed in 1950.

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Gets incredibly cold during the night

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The poolboy comes by once a week to take care of both?

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Rinse and repeat - this joke keeps showing up here.

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You can piss in both of them.....

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Your neighbors use them more than you do

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Hahaha, damn