My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records…

But the librarian took it out

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Should’ve learned your lesson from this guy last week. Guinness

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I bet it was only dewie decimal sized anyways

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Love it. Would have been better -> the librarian "told me to take it out"

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Damn, they didn't slam it shut?

Usually they tell you to take it out of it

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Was the Librarian named Debbie by chance?

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Awkwarrrrrrrrrrrrd!