A guy is walking down the street and notices a sign on a pet shop window: "Amazing parrot. Super promotion. Take it home with you before someone else does." So the guy enters the store sees the parrot, a beautiful multi-colored bird.

Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments

"What makes him so amazing?" the guy asks the shopkeeper. "He looks like every other parrot I've ever seen."

"Well," says the shopkeeper, "If you pull his right leg, he'll start talking in English. And by pulling his left leg, you'll get him to speak Spanish."

"And what if I pull both legs at the same time?" asks the guy.

And the parrot says, "I'll fall off the perch, asshole!"

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Bella4077@reddit

At least it’s a live parrot.

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Rob2018@reddit

Samantha Dorman’s image search just passed 500,000 on DuckDuckGo.

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Billy_TheMumblefish@reddit

And rising.

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R4ael2@reddit

That sounds like an original Jackie Martling joke to Me! He used to send in those kinds of jokes all the time

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tspoon-99@reddit

Would be even better ending with pendejo rather than asshole.

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predator1975@reddit

The guy was pulling the your leg.

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OrangutanLost@reddit

I had the exact same thought!

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Malk-Himself@reddit

Beautiful plumage. He's resting.

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spork_off@reddit

It's pining for the fjords. The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back. Beautiful bird, lovely plumage.

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Slothrob@reddit

Dead serious: this joke was on the back of the centerfold in the September 1989 issue of Playboy. Every time I hear it I think of Ms. September, Samantha Dorman...

Love this joke.

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