A rich elderly gentleman calls up the local escort service and asks them to send over their top girl. Sure enough, within the hour, Marie is ringing the doorbell of his penthouse suite and being let in by the man himself. She slides off her overcoat to reveal an extremely skimpy black dress.

“Where do you want me?” Marie asks.

“Hot tub!” is all he answers. They head over to the bathroom and the man settles in to a large recessed tub, ornately decorated.

“So, what would you like first, honey?” she inquires.

“Waves!” is the reply. So, she kicks off her heels, sits on the edge of the tub and starts kicking the water to make waves.

“Anything else?”

“Thunder!” So, she starts slapping her hand on the side of the tub to make a thundering sound.

“Um, is there anything else?”

“Lightning!” So, she stretches her other arm behind her to the light switch and starts flicking it on and off to simulate lightning.

It’s not the craziest thing Marie has done, but this seems a bit odd. “Sir, I’m pretty expensive and my talents are usually more sexual than this. Would you like to have sex?”

“In this weather? Are you crazy?!”