Martin finally got his dream car…..
Posted by MeloncholyTardigrade@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments
….. a fully restored Jensen Interceptor. As a little person he needed to have the controls adapted to suit his needs. Everything was perfect.
For the next two hours, he had fun with his prize. Taking her out on the motorway and some country roads that he could really open her up on.
As he returned to the city, he was very cautious in traffic as he made his way home, almost home…..
He was stopped at a set of lights. He was making ready to roar away when he got the green. Unfortunately, the car coming up behind him still at 60 KPH with the driver busy texting slammed into the back of him.
Martin got out of his now trashed pride and joy to survey the damage it did not look good and possibly a write off.
He then turned his gaze to the careless driver and stomped up to his window. Martin said through gritted teeth “I am not happy”. The careless driver looked at him and said “well, which one are you then?”
“And that’s how the fight started officer”.
WebComfortable1238@reddit
Gotta be Grumpy
Dugchela@reddit
I don't get it?
Ewetootwo@reddit
You must be Dopey.
dennyitlo@reddit
Great comment. Take an upvote.
Ewetootwo@reddit
Thanks, but I’m a bit Bashful to take acclaim.
Dugchela@reddit
Have to admit I would have never figured that out. Take my Dopey upvote.
silent3@reddit
One of Snow White’s seven dwarves was named Happy.
mrcorde@reddit
The other guy is implying that he is one of the seven dwarfs… Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey
Golmorgoth_@reddit
Cut off that last sentence and it will be much better. Never add extra lines after the punchline
Ewetootwo@reddit
You seem Grumpy.