Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asks, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

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His father says, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy one."

Worried, Johnny says, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."