Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asks, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
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His father says, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy one."
Worried, Johnny says, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."
jerzyboy76@reddit
One day Little Johhny was helping his dad wash the car in the driveway and he saw the neighbors dog bumping uglies with another dog. He pointed and asked- Dad, what are those dogs doing? Dad answered- They're making a puppy. Little Johnny replied- Oh ok. Later that night, after dinner and bed, Little Johnny made his way down the hall to the bathroom, passing his parents room with their door open and caught them in mid grind. Little Johnny asked- Dad, what are you doing with Mommy? Dad answered- We're making you a baby brother or sister to play with. Little Johnny shot back- Flip Mommy over, I want a puppy š¤£
JefecitoGrande@reddit
Ahhhhā¦the good old āflip mommy overā punchline!
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
"Bumping uglies..." That takes me back. I don't know when to. It just takes me back.
J-man300@reddit
Edward Albee "The American Dream" 1959
charlesgres@reddit
Teacher asks her kids which part of us goes to heaven first..
Little Anna says: "Our heart, miss, because it's from the heart that we love other people.."
Little Pete says "Our brain, miss, because that's how we study god's words in the bible.."
"No no," exclaims Little Johnny, "it is our feet!!"
"How so, Johnny?" asks the teacher..
"Because," says Little Johnny, "the other day I was passing the bedroom of my parents, and my dad was on my mum, and she was with her feet in the air, and yelling "oh god, I'm coming!!"
blahblahbush@reddit
Happy Cake Day!
jerzyboy76@reddit
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iSeize@reddit
I bet it used to be about the milk man
adriennelisa@reddit
Surprised it not the Amazon Delivery driver.... But then it would have to be a quickie.
TheKrzysiek@reddit
I don't get it
Electrical_Matter_88@reddit
The UPS delivery driver seems to be doing to lil Johnny's mum what the dad does to the horses: touching her everywhere
Potential-Emu6830@reddit
In 10 more years you won't be able to tell this joke. It'll all be drones. Well nm, they use the whole vegetable drawer as it is š My attempt at another joke. This may get me in trouble, but realistically they both imply the same thing.
JonatasA@reddit
Oh boy, people won't know what milkman means.
Potential-Emu6830@reddit
All's I hear was a shotgun rack when I read it haha.
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
Heeeeerrres lil Johnny
jerzyboy76@reddit
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wtgriffi@reddit
Well I guess we finally figured out what Brown could do for you.
Temporary-Owl605@reddit
Great joke.
MyNameIsHaines@reddit
Not for little Johnny's dad
Just1n_Credible@reddit
I have not heard that one before! It made me chuckle. Thanks, OP!