Four guys are sitting at a table in a restaurant. It’s a bit after the lunch hour, so it’s relatively empty. A well-dressed woman a couple of tables away is listening to their conversation.

She hears the first guy say, "I think it’s spelled exactly the way it sounds. So, W O O M. "

The woman is a bit surprised at this.

The second guy says, "No, there’s a B sound at the end. It’s W O O M B. "

The woman rolls her eyes.

The third guy says, "I think you’re both wrong. It’s V O O M B . "

The woman can hardly believe her ears.

The fourth guy says, "You’re all nuts. It’s W H O O M. "

The well-dressed woman can’t take it any longer. She marches over to them and says, "For your information, it’s womb. W. O. M. B. " And she returns to her table.

The guys look at each other, a little embarrassed and confused. After a few seconds, one of them asks in a low voice, “Do you think she could be right?"

"Nah," another guy replies. "Look at her. She’s probably never even heard an elephant fart before."