Little Johnny is in school one day playing with his friend. Johnny says, I know a new word. Wanna hear it? His friend says, yeah. Penis! says Johnny in a voice loud enough to be heard by the teacher. Johnny!, says the teacher, How dare you use that word in my class!! Do you even know what it means?? No, teacher. What does it mean? Teacher says, Well, you ask you father when you get home. He'll tell you! Johnny approaches his father at home...I learned a new word at school today and teacher says to ask you what it means. Bored, his dad asks what the word is. Penis!! says Johnny. Dad jumps up from his seat and says, Jeezly Crow, Johnny! Don't let your mother hear you say that word! Come with me and I'll show you what a penis is. They go into the bathroom and Dad pulls it out of his pants and says, There! That's a penis. And by the way, that's a GREAT penis. Next day Johnny approaches his friend and says, I know what a penis is now! His friend says, okay, what's a penis? Johnny says Come with me. He takes his friend to the washroom and pulls it out of his pants and says, There! That's a penis. And if was two inches shorter it'd be a GREAT penis.