A couple are having sex

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As they're going at it, the man urges her, "Spread your legs, spread your legs!"

So she does, but he again exhorts her, "Spread your legs, spread your legs!"

Already uncomfortable, she grunts, "What the hell are you trying to do, get your damn balls in there too?"

"No," he says through gritted teeth, "I'm trying to get them *out*!"