A couple are having sex
Posted by Sufficiently_Jokey@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments
As they're going at it, the man urges her, "Spread your legs, spread your legs!"
So she does, but he again exhorts her, "Spread your legs, spread your legs!"
Already uncomfortable, she grunts, "What the hell are you trying to do, get your damn balls in there too?"
"No," he says through gritted teeth, "I'm trying to get them *out*!"
Zakluor@reddit
... the girl shouts, "Harder! Harder!"
He shouts, "Wetter! Wetter!"
She did not get wetter.
sceli@reddit
Deeper, deeper
Tighter, tighter.
flying_carabao@reddit
Harder, better
Faster, stronger
TanMan166@reddit
Shut up, Kanye
omega_tomato@reddit
That's Daft Punk for you
we_toucans_share@reddit
Have you heard the song "All Time High" from the Bond movie Octopussy? Rita Coolidge sings:
I don't want to waste a waking moment
I don't want to sleep
I'm in so strong and so deep
And so are you
Sneaked that one past the censors, maybe?
baldbeaverluver@reddit
Lol. Finally one I haven't heard.
digiliquid01@reddit
This comment is a repost
Jman85@reddit
Boooooo
riverphoenix360@reddit
I'll admit I've never heard this one before. Probably because it's fucking stupid.
CKleinE@reddit
Didn’t see it (them? ohhoh) coming (out) 😂