He plops the dog on the counter and announces that this is an amazing talking dog and he’s willing to bet anyone here a hundred bucks that he can ask it a question and the dog will answer. The bartender takes up the bet. So the guy says to his dog, “What’s the thing on top of the building that keeps the rain out?” And the dog promptly responds, “Roof!” The bartender goes, “Who’re you kidding, I’m not paying for that.” So the guy says double or nothing and he’ll ask the dog a different question. The bartender agrees. So the guy says to the dog, “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” And the dog replies, “Ruth!” The bartender picks up both the dog and its owner, and throws them out the door. As they’re lying in the gutter, the dog looks up at his master and asks, “Ortiz?”