An Englishman walks into an English bar….

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Goes up to the bar where he meets a genie whose says:

I shall grant you only 1 wish. The man thinks and says “I wish I could speak to all animals”

The genie says “done” and poofs and disappears.

To see if the wish is granted the Englishman goes up to the barman and says “I bet you a pint I can talk to your dog and find your name and the dogs name”

The barman takes the bet and the man speaks to the dog “what’s your name and the barman’s name? The dog says “my name is Russell and my owner is steve”

The man repeats this to the barman who is stunned and says “blimey, your right, a bets a bet here’s a free pint”

He leaves for Scotland…

He enters a Scottish bar walks up to the barman and says I bet you a pint I can find your name via talking
to your pet dog” barman accepts the bet the man asks the dog “what’s your name and the barman’s name? The Scottish dog says “my name is Derek and my owner is called Lewis” the man repeats this to the barman who is shocked and says “damm your right son, here’s your free pint”

The man walks off to wales and walks into a Welsh bar goes up to the barman and says “I bet you a pint I can talk to your sheep and find your name and the sheep’s name too by talking to your pet sheep” the barman takes the bet “ the man asks the sheep “what’s your name and the barman’s name?” The sheep replies: “forget the pint. Call the police, call the rspca”