A waiter approaches a table, takes out his writing pad and says, "Can I take your order?"
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments
The man says, "I'm not sure what to order."
The waiter says, "How about the duck?"
And the duck says, "I'll have the lasagna."
sir_Kris@reddit
Hey.. got any grapes?
OwliamCC@reddit
The man said “No, we only sell lemonade. But it’s cold, fresh and homemade.”
“Can I get you a glass?”
the_wise__idiot@reddit
What a reference man
Armamore@reddit
Got any nails?
pedro_pascal_123@reddit
Got any Lasagna?
StinkypieTicklebum@reddit
Dude walks in and asks, “do you have frog’s legs?” When I replied in the affirmative, he said, “then hop into the kitchen and get me a cup of coffee!”
Solomon_Idris@reddit
Want to buy a duck
mandiblesmooch@reddit
This would work better as a comic.
Klotzster@reddit
Put it on his bill
Supernatrual2022@reddit
Ahaha lol