Last night I went down on my girlfriend not realizing she was on her period.

Boy was I red in the face.

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"In der Regel haben Wikinger rote Bärte"

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I used to call my ex Skittles. Because when you went down on her you can taste the rainbow...trout

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I took my trouser trout down to the fish factory for deboning.

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Going down for the dolmio grin.

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You didn’t see the crime scene tape?

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You ole British soldier you….

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Guess you had some egg on your face after that one.

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Not sure how to do this. Maybe I need a de-menstrual-tion.

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There's nothing funny about jokes about menstruation. Period.

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The old Dolmio grin

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This gets my blood up.