Why do aliens make such bad therapists?
Posted by Kun_troll@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments
They ask too many probing questions
Posted by Kun_troll@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments
They ask too many probing questions
Moonrajah@reddit
I'm abducting your joke.
RileyTaker@reddit
I don't even want to know what you plan to do with it.
Kun_troll@reddit (OP)
I guess I'll say it before someone else does then lol. Go for it. It's out of this world!
Sea_of_Light_@reddit
That would make a great running gag in a comedy movie or TV show where an alien therapist is suggesting probing as a solution for any problem the patients come for.
Just1n_Credible@reddit
Ouch!
Kun_troll@reddit (OP)
Don't worry, with their tech these days you barely feel a thing. In fact, they're probing you right now!
Downunderphilosopher@reddit
Well they don't call them the-rapists for nothing
Beatless7@reddit
They want to thoroughly check out Uranus!
Beatless7@reddit
They're a pain in the ass.
Kun_troll@reddit (OP)
They're also not very down to earth. That's right, I followed up my own joke lol
mooditj@reddit
Yes, its usually the projection that gets people…