An American tourist went on a trip to China. While there he was very sexually promiscuous and didn't use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States he woke one morning to find his tool covered with bright green and purple freckles. Horrified, he immediately went

to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and told the man to return in two days. The man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

The man looked perplexed and said, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answered, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screamed, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"

The doctor replied, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."

The next day the man found a Chinese doctor, figuring he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his tool and proclaimed, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

The guy said to the doctor, "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool."

The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed. "Stupid American doctors, always want to operate. They make more money that way. No need to operate!"

"Oh Thank God!" the man replied.

"Yes" said the Chinese doctor. "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money."