My husband fell asleep in the garden yesterday and got badly sunburned
Posted by Hot-Course8914@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
It was so painful, and he said he'd never sleep, so I gave him Viagra.
It's done nothing for the sunburn but is doing a great job of keeping the sheets off his legs.
no_awning_no_mining@reddit
/r/badmensanatomy
Was this written by someone who has never seen a boner when lying on the back?
Zaluiha@reddit
Man went to the dentist to have a tooth extracted.
Refused injections.
Refused gas.
Doc gave him Viagra
Why? Something to hold onto while the tooth was being pulled.
TotallyFedUp112363@reddit
This humor is...tent-ative according to a recent pole. But no one gives a sheet.
RoutineDiscussion954@reddit
"HUMOUR " American spelling sucks..
F4N74L3ZZ4@reddit
Now that would be — bi polar 🤭
Shadowlance23@reddit
Americans don't like U.
RoutineDiscussion954@reddit
The Language is English NOT American..
Electrical_Tomato_73@reddit
Both British English and American English have evolved since the 18th century. There is no right or wrong here. Give it up.
Linkings@reddit
According to my Uncle John's bathroom reader from the 90s, "American" English started dropping unnecessary letters (U's and some double letters) because of capitalism.
Newspapers charged per letter, and the population adapted to pay less
JoshOfArc@reddit
r/angryupvote
BLDLED@reddit
Look at this rich elitist throwing extra letters into words. /s
JimDixon@reddit
You don't need to use /s when talking to a Brit. They always assume it. And you should assume it too when a Brit talks to you.
BLDLED@reddit
I learned not to ASSume ;-)
A_Crawling_Bat@reddit
When was the Pole born ?
Educational-Date1388@reddit
Those reminded me of that old joke:
What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Get out of my son!
thespidersarmpit@reddit
Jackson's most hated song: I won't let your son go down on me
spred5@reddit
Reminds me of this old joke.
A man went to the doctor and said “Doc I have terrible insomnia can you give me anything to help me sleep?”
The doctor said let’s not try medications yet. Try having sexual relations, that should help you sleep. See in follow-up in three weeks.
The man came back in three weeks. The doctor asked him if had tried his advice. The man said he did, he still couldn’t sleep but was enjoying being awake more.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
While he's holding the sheet up, you could be having some fun yourself.
Just sayin'.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
Right? The PlayStation is free.
Nat-muffins@reddit
Put a condom on him for extra Son Block.
bussinbeats@reddit
I’m so fat even 2 viagra wouldn’t keep the sheets off me
awnshegh@reddit
Better than the other way - penis too small. 🤣