Olympic condoms !!!
Posted by Prashantt1@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.
“Gold of course”, says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryly, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”😏
Upbeat_Ice_880@reddit
I just bit the bullet and went with the snip snip for birth control. That was 30 years and no more kids or condoms.
FourteenthCylon@reddit
I did the same thing. I still had a couple of kids, but at least they didn't look like me.
agentchuck@reddit
Who took your kids?
ihaventanyidea@reddit
The Olympic committee
clothesline@reddit
Yeah but what about stds from side pieces?
Upbeat_Ice_880@reddit
Been with the same woman for 36 years. No STD's because neither of us cheat.
FourteenthCylon@reddit
I have Olympic condoms too.
I only need them once every four years.
ihaventanyidea@reddit
Yea but what a crazy two weeks it is. 😂
Specific_Tap7296@reddit
Ahh the punchline isn't "5 rings"
CibrecaNA@reddit
Why condoms with his wife?
Allaplgy@reddit
Because essentially every other form of birth control is the woman's responsibility/problem, and often comes with various discomforts and side effects that extend beyond the bedroom?
ollien25@reddit
There’s also a vasectomy
Allaplgy@reddit
Which is likely permanent, and often not given to young men with no children.
Roku-Hanmar@reddit
Because they don’t want kids
Wolfhound1142@reddit
Birth control.
emcgrew@reddit
Should've gotten the copper ones!
Dockers4flag2035orB4@reddit
The bronze ones are for a special night.
Suspicious_Ad4799@reddit
And earn a bronze star.
Prashantt1@reddit (OP)
Lol 😆. When two is a company and 3 is even better 😂
sebovzeoueb@reddit
3 posh wanks in a row?
Runnnnnnnnning@reddit
Pew pew
t_coach_im_burnin@reddit
Rattlesnakes and condoms: 2 things I don't fuck with
420_HighRoller@reddit
I prefer the camo condom…never let them see you coming