My daughter is getting her braces off today. I need new jokes.
Posted by ShieldingCrew@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments
Brace face, metal mouth, train tracks.... All useless now. I need new insults for her. Possibly retainer related.
Ewetootwo@reddit
Instead of making fun of her keep her in suspenders.
QueenLevine@reddit
Suggestion: so far, you're not that funny. Try a two pronged approach:
Bounce like a rubber band to r/dadjokes and stay there and
Take your daughter horseback riding to celebrate the occasion.
Historical_Monk_6118@reddit
Bit harsh, but I have to agree, relationships based on piss taking are ok for garages, nail salons, hospitals and building sites... but sons and daughters need to feel safe somewhere. The world is cruel enough.
Metom_Xeez@reddit
She’s gonna need to brace herself for the next set of puns
PJD451@reddit
I've got nothing, but I like your style. Good luck
Subject-Relation-352@reddit
Jaw locked!!
zoesdad70@reddit
A bit niche, but someone once cracked a joke about the band Ghost going through the metal detector at the airport - the joke was that there was no metal detected.
ReplacementMaximum20@reddit
If you keep making fun of your own daughter, you'll never retainer respect.