Jimmy goes to school to show and tell what his hobby is
Posted by Axemic@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments
Jimmy goes in the front of the class with violin case and starts to tell about music. Opens the case to show the violin. There is a machine gun inside. Teacher asks "What are you doing with a machine gun?".
Jimmy asks: "I wanna know what my father is doing with a violin in a bank today."
gotoutofaDUIbycrying@reddit
Doctor opens up his cooler to find nothing but gatorade
Wait, but that means....
cut to his kids football team pouring a kidney onto the coach
Prestigious_Bad_7646@reddit
"Why is my fridge full of sausages? Oh no..."
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
This is head and shoulders above all others
ReplacementMaximum20@reddit
He's going to fiddle with some numbers
Prestigious_Bad_7646@reddit
He's going to play while his mates shoot up and rob the bank, like the violinists on the Titanic.